Gary Weber

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[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

Just entered the @FanaticsBook Jersey Sweepstakes. You can enter through May 24. Winners selected May 25. #FanaticsJerseySweepstakes https://t.co/FHUj6zxWIm

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The morons don’t even know how UNO is played….the person with the most UNO cards loses the game

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@BEisenhart @3YearLetterman Asking the right questions

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@tjlehm34 @J_Lautzenheiser Yes the trillions in debt is definitely from higher education and not endless unnecessary wars.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

I've been a gun owner my entire adult life.

The leaders of a political party that claims to care about the Second Amendment say that because Alex Pretti was carrying a firearm at a protest, he deserved to be executed.

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@tracieh20101 @SerenityNowishh @NortonMpls Were they protesting the price of outerwear? Otherwise I don’t see the relevance of your assertion

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

The entire US economy right now is 7 companies sending a billion fake dollars back and forth to each other

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@Artifact_Scotty This really helps with food insecurity and school funding

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗽 🌰

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@celestialbe1ng

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@rooster_ohio

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

james franklin so sick of us saying he can’t win the big games he decided to not win the small ones. checkers not chess.

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@Bojangles I’m trying to apply this offer to my order, but it won’t work and the contact us page on your website doesn’t have a way to contact you other than survey

[Gary Weber @smashthemiles]

@BarstoolBigCat I didn’t need the sound to know it was German 🇩🇪

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Ask your father, fuckface.