DAVIDnoSHIRTS

The road to success is long but I sprint in marathon fashion.

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S/o to the sanitation workers because the fact that they were able to clean up New York City already after the Puerto Rican day parade and a Knick’s final win by mid afternoon the next day is really impressive

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I was so wrong about the Knicks

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Fox shoulda pulled the ball out. Up 1 with 10 seconds left. I pull the ball out and wait to get fouled. Such a dumb layup bc even if he made it he would be leaving 8 seconds on the clock for the Knicks to come back and tie the game

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@Baba_Roots_ O damn that’s mad expensive. I’ve heard it was expensive and luxury but I wasn’t expecting that. White people wanna be connected to the vibe but still be outside the culture

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Brady dropped a coconut water called Good Nut during pride month. The jokes write themselves

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Lowkey there is mad Jamaican descendants in the league. Their national team needs to get it together. They would be able to compete at a high level.

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😂😂😂😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[DAVIDnoSHIRTS @smashurs]

The Kith Knicks airmax 95s go crazy

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I check my doors at least 3x a night bc it’s mad easy to forget to lock when u come back in from a smoke sesh

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

When did smoking weed stop being a social event and turn into solo Netflix + snacks in the dark? Used to pass the blunt and build lifelong friendships. Now it's just me, my thoughts, and wondering if I locked the door.

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The NYPD is letting the Knicks watch party happen outside of the garden. That shit is goin to be madness

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The lady overreacted. Closed toe shoes are not a requirement. If u were wearing flats in the summer it would be completely ok for you to board a plane. So I see no difference

[Didem Didi @didem5654]

Uçakta hava çok basıktı, rahatlamak için ayakkabılarımı çıkardım. Daha 10 saniye geçmemişti ki yanımdaki kadın dönüp “Lütfen giyer misiniz? Kokudan rahatsız oluyorum” dedi.

“Hanımefendi ortada koku falan yok” dedim. Bu sefer de “Şu an olmayabilir ama birazdan kokabilir. Benim burnum çok hassas” dedi. Aşırı gerildim.

Tartışma çıkmasın diye ayakkabıyı geri giydim. Açıkçası verecek cevabım vardı ama uçakta olay büyüsün istemedim.

Kadın bir süre sonra arkadaşına dönüp duyabileceğim bir şekilde “Medeniyetsiz insanlarla aynı ortamı paylaşıyoruz” dedi. Yol boyunca da söylenip durdu.

Gerçekten merak ediyorum:
Uçakta ayakkabı çıkarıp çorapla oturmak medeniyetsizlik mi, yoksa kadın mı fazla abarttı?

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Jay came at everybody neck at that roots picnic

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Wemby wants it the most

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@TawandaGona called me Dave Dolla $ and I been laughing at it all morning 😂

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Ty $ cut his hair and he wants to be me so bad 😂😂😂😂

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Wasn’t even tryna play the victim, just was saying shit ain’t work out as planned

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

The 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year

As good as it gets 🔥

[DAVIDnoSHIRTS @smashurs]

SGA really said flopping is part of the game

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I can’t imagine NyC if the Knicks win the chip. I don’t think it’s gonna happen but if it did, that shit would actually be too wild