Samantha Schrage

[Jordan Binnington @binnnasty]

Thanks to my friends ⁦@Fanatics⁩ we will be giving away a brand new Reverse Retro Blues signed by me! We’ll be picking a winner next week!

All you have to do for a chance to win is:
Retweet & Follow ⁦@FansAuthentic⁩

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

3 hours of sleep in 2 days, looks like I’m going to be a pro at this mom thing in no time 🤪

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

@ponchtheconch The change from 14 to 15 weeks has been the biggest for me, that bump comes out of no where 😂😂

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

😅😅 and only half way through this pregnancy

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

It’s all fun and games until your oversized t-shirt’s start fitting

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: can’t wait to see you again

MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

BOTH

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

@chrissyteigen @ddet132 I feel like you and Kyle can relate 😂

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

At least Garrett is entertaining throughout the quarantine..
last week he said he thought dark chocolate was only for diabetics 😂 and this week a baby was delivered in a doctor show and he asked why it looked like it was covered in bread crumbs 🤣🤣 y’all I can’t with this man

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

@CMT Single man by @HIGHVALLEY ❤️❤️

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

@daniiika_ Girl it’s hard 😂 the day I get paid I immediately make a loan payment and only leave what’s necessary left in my account. I don’t even give myself a chance to spend it.....but now everything is on sale with this virus and it’s even harder 🤣

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

Haven’t bought ANYTHING stupid since graduating and getting a big girl paycheck. Should I reward myself with an amazing purchase? I think yes 😍 #louboutins? 👠👠👠

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

Life in Alaska: start school one hour late due to 14 inches of snow

Life in Georgia:

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

Just booked a last minute vacation and loving our spontaneity butttt someone plz tell me how in the hell I can get beach bod ready in 5 weeks 😅

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Praying for all of our United States Military members as well as our defense contractors. You have the full support of most of this country. We love you and we thank you. 🇺🇸

[Chief Berube @NotChiefBerube]

Retweet if David Perron should be an All Star

[Josh Hyman @joshhyman99]

No player in the entire NHL has scored more goals against the Chicago Blackhawks this decade than Vladimir Tarasenko (27)

Love to see it

#stlblues

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

husband offered to bring me lunch to work today... texted him my order for Arby’s Turkey PITA and instead he arrives with pita pits LAMB GYRO. I wanna vomit and kill him but I can’t stop laughing at just how wrong he was... marriage is fun ladies and gents. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Samantha Schrage @smason38]

Was breaking out due to stress and decided to use this SUPER expensive face wash before bed (I never wash my face, I know) and now I wake up looking like I have chemical burns all over my face bc I’m allergic to it! 😭 Merry Christmas or Happy Halloween from @me I guess! 👹

[Bobby Bones @mrBobbyBones]

There are 2 types of people in the world. People that clear their phones of all the red notifications. And also psycho killers freaks who don’t