Smasters Problems

Just... Ugh

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@zuccarello36 pls respond after your game thx

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@zuccarello36 which bars do you frequent after games? We can meet up tomorrow. You've probably seen my Hinge ads... #NYR

[Goddard @adnamadraddog]

"The guy in 7/11 told me I looked like Selena Gomez." -@sarah_masters

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I literally downloaded Pic Stitch just for @emalinepryor's birthday. I barely had space on my phone. That is friendship.

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I decided I'm only going on Tinder dates with investment bankers.

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Sometimes I wish I was born Latina. It would be an excuse to be super bitchy. And I could scream at people in Spanish.

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"God this is taking forfuckingever!" -putting on her own makeup...

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"Suicide bombers suck." "Smasters problems." "No like this is a world problem!"

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"Guys who shave their chests... Like why do you have so much free time?"

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I'm not donating 50 cents a day. I'd rather have a Birch Box.

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"Aren't you so glad we don't have chapter tonight?" @PiBetaPhi_OHEta

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I haven't Instagrammed in like 3 weeks!

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"What if your kids get all the recessive genes and they're ugly?"

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"I feel like I'm definitely going to get a surrogate. Like, I don't wanna give up alcohol!"

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"You can tell what kind of day I'm having based on my hair."

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The sun. #smastersproblems

[Meredith Athena @mhoodrich]

Asking for a puppy for valentines day. Nothing less.

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"I wish I could just snap my fingers and my outfit would change like Sabrina."