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[smather @smather_1]

sometimes i’m like maybe i should chill out on the man hating and then i have an Experience and i’m like no ramp it up turn the manhate-inator 3000 to the MAX

[smather @smather_1]

@n3rdptrl go for it

[smather @smather_1]

how come sometimes when i hear an american accent it’s fine and then other times it’s like a fucking caricature drawl that makes me want to drive a bus over them

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

[smather @smather_1]

dressed up as a witch for halloween and got a bunch of my friends going hey how sure are we this weirdo isn’t actually a witch cos…

[smather @smather_1]

i think my new favourite hangover cure is miso soup

[smather @smather_1]

what the actual fuck is a zorse

[smather @smather_1]

hell is other people

[smather @smather_1]

i like waving it’s fun

[smather @smather_1]

i despise physical touch right up until i don’t

[smather @smather_1]

honestly i think waking up with someone’s arms around me again revived me in some profound way

[smather @smather_1]

what a beautiful day (i slept for over 12 hours straight)

[kae @sportyidk]

I love killing the vibe like this ngl 😭

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

she just like me bringing the mood down with the plight of womens issues ugh we should be together

[smather @smather_1]

fucking hateeee cork i just wanted a 7up and there’s nothing but fucking tanora jesus christ

[smather @smather_1]

@n3rdptrl i don’t believe u

[smather @smather_1]

the should invent an instant coffee that doesn’t suck

[smather @smather_1]

actually the greenest of green flags is when a guy goes along with the bit. just told a guy i don’t have hands. he’s not getting weird and angry abt it. very impressive

[smather @smather_1]

i love peasant food actually like yellow meal bread and stewed apple and spuds are all top tier foods (obvs not all together)

[smather @smather_1]

like i rly wanted to read this book and now i find out u have absolutely nothing to say that i could find worth in

[smather @smather_1]

it’s a new type of disappointment when u find out the author of a book u rly were looking forward to reading is a zionist