Uncle Sean

boars head cold cut fan account

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

my elementary school did this thing where kindergartners would leave little time capsules and write letters for ourselves for when we graduate high school except I never got mine because my elementary school burned down in a fire

[Andrew @Dub__A]

Photos of the American West by Timothy O’Sullivan during the geological surveys of the 40th Parallel and West of the 100th Meridian (1867-1872)

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

(beer obama) uhhh let me drink beer

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

it’s so gross that I’m gonna watch this bullshit every night at 7:10pm like they’re gonna win. clown owner clown team clown organization.

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

I do not care

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

FOUR home runs tonight for Luisangel Acuña �

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

this shit pisses me off stupid fucking team who cares Soto is gonna have a .800 obp and score a total of 12 runs

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mets'd Up Podcast @MetsdUp]

The Mets lost every single one of these games…

They missed the playoffs by one game…

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

omg I wish

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

ok I got Bills exact message wrong but I was right ty real news new york times

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

I once spent 2 and a half working days cleaning out the upper east side mansion of one Jeffrey Epstein. everyone signed an NDA except me. he had a framed single dollar bill signed “you were right” by Bill Gates. they were friends making a friendly wager.

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

whoever invented cereal and milk went so god damn crazy

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

sooooooo relatable omg

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Dis me happy place.

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

they should not allow art history as a college major I took 3 classes on medieval art history that should be illegal

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

whenever I see a video like this it’s like why are you as a fish on the surface of the water

[Mark Smith Photography @marktakesphoto]

I love it when they come in with what we jokingly refer to as the “Mach 5 Dive.” So fast and chaotic looking but could land on a dime.

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

this is the exact kind of thing that would curse your family for a thousand years

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

took a year off but I’m back in last place that’s 4 years out of 5 that’s batting .800 baby

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

secured the threepeat 😎😎

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

@Daltonmeister @Thorin get his ass

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

so true king

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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[Uncle Sean @smathros]

@Daltonmeister pick me pick me pick me pick me pickememepickmepickme pick me pickme

[Uncle Sean @smathros]

watching ufc fights it would be cool to kick another guy in the face for money but it would not be cool to get kicked in the face for money. I guess that’s what it’s all about though.