Smaug

Mortal enemy to hairy midgets with axes

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'Chat shit get banged' has absolutely nothing on 'I am fire I am death' #SmaugIsKing #WhoIsJamieVardy

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“@mlotrquotes: Tomorrow is unknown. LEGOLAS.” Yeah a god damn black arrow showed me that...

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@IrishWater Will I be charged for midget intruders turning on furnaces to heat Gold?

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TOMORROW. #OneLastTime #TheHobbit http://t.co/dcxHj07GBK

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@Thranduil_Fab I'm not offering. But come for a visit and we'll test immortality of elves...

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@Thranduil_Fab what is it you seek from my mountain elf?

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@Majest_Thorin Come at me Bro! #IAmFireIAmBanter

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@Majest_Thorin When are you and your hairy midget friends going to learn that I can't be stopped?

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Who's idea was it to build a wooden town on a lake?

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Where is the love?

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I`d like to see a 12 year old pussy boy named Hiccup try and train me

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Just after watching `How to Train Your Dragon` and nearly got heartburn.. Toothless is one whipped bitch #IamFireIamBanter

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Me the moment I realised there was one black arrow still in existence

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Oh no she didn't