Christopher

Random thoughts and buffoonery. Twitter is probably a mistake. Expect casualties.

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@latestincosmos Probably a Starbucks. ☕️

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Goooood morning, Stunning Beauty!!😍😘

[Miss Maya Sinstress @MayaSinstress]

Las Vegas friends, I'm still looking for a responsible forever home for Shadow. He's 4 years old. Recently neutered & vaccinated. He's feral but really warming up with conditioning. It's too hot and he deserves better. I'm at catpacity and can't.

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Good morning, Gorgeous Mrs. Amber. 😁😘

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@Sexy_Lovely_Sam Easily one of the sexiest villainess' around. 😍😈

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@REMASCULATE Manual gear shift, living without a cellphone, manners.🫤

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@LAfromLINY 😬

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily 😱😭 That's horrible.

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Always said you were hotter than anyone else 😘😎 Hopefully it's not too bad or painful for you. 🙏☀️🥵

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@w_terrence Zero.

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@PennyPoison13 🖤🖤

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@Sexy_Lovely_Sam Hi 👋

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@cabinsmountain

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Somewhat accurate portrayal of when that happens to me🤭😂I imagine yours are infinitely cuter, though😘

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@PennyPoison13 Wishing you the best. 🖤🙏🍀

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Ridiculously cute and kinda goofy. 😁🤪 Winning combination if you ask me. 😍😘👍

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@REMASCULATE

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily Dammit. Same.🤣😉

[Christopher @smaugrunner]

@AmberLily "What are you wearing?"....... 🤣🤣🤣