lauren

full-time paul rudd connoisseur (she/her)

[lauren @smaulrudd]

i peaked in 2013 when paul rudd hosted SNL and one direction was the musical guest

[lauren @smaulrudd]

they need to put a label “for the chronically exhausted” on it so people with natural energy don’t try it 💖

[lauren @smaulrudd]

celsius is not for everyone. i just chugged one and immediately took a nap on the train

[river moon @kissmeriver]

bitch wtf do they put in celcius?????? i’m TWEAKING!!!! the fda needs to ban this next 😭😭😭😭😭😭 bout to start yelling at people on the street about 5G

[lauren @smaulrudd]

extroverts shouldn’t be allowed to handle scheduling like im about to have a breakdown

[lauren @smaulrudd]

everyone at work who’s normally remote is in the office this week so today we had a 5 hour strategy session, a company happy hour, and a team dinner AND THEN tomorrow we’re having a party then going to karaoke AND THEN friday there’s a team brunch at 9am

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

i am hosting a paul rudd lookalike contest at the grand army plaza arch in brooklyn on december 21st at 1PM! tell everyone you know! https://t.co/3PYZlfwnuX

[lauren @smaulrudd]

let’s follow each other on bluesky xoxoxo https://t.co/tu5FMmfS3B

[lauren @smaulrudd]

@marculus00 yeah for sure! it’s just really relaxing and the bakers are so supportive of one another. very positive vibes

[lauren @smaulrudd]

how i look trying not to talk about british bake off every 5 seconds

[lauren @smaulrudd]

showed my new tattoo to a friend and she said “as long as you like it that’s what matters”

[lauren @smaulrudd]

providing me with NEW recordings of freddie singing a GORGEOUS song from THEIR VERY FIRST ALBUM and expecting me to not SOB at my DESK is INSANE

[lauren @smaulrudd]

having a complete meltdown over this!!! i am not taking calls today!!!!

[lauren @smaulrudd]

gave my boss my 2 week notice and she said “i need to go outside and scream and calm down and i’ll get back to you”

[lauren @smaulrudd]

i can’t help it if im demonic and off putting i was literally born a week before halloween at 3am (witching hour)

[lauren @smaulrudd]

maybe that’s competitive in the middle of nowhere but not in fucking nyc ???? stupid ass

[lauren @smaulrudd]

“competitive salary” HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lauren @smaulrudd]

me the second i start feeling tired or uncomfortable

[lauren @smaulrudd]

i am the queen of being first to leave the function

[lauren @smaulrudd]

@babeybop he was being bad

[lauren @smaulrudd]

very cross faded at the subway station listening to queen