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Stay safe! Or else!

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@TrutherTony @LeadingReport Good.

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@RMCRetro I always really loved the MS-DOS logo's aesthetic of a half-finished technical drawing, with the guidelines and marks still visible. And an iridescent hologram version is just chef's-kiss. Where'd you find it?!

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@aniobrien @EricaStanfordMP The reason why the funding has been increased is because it went from many millions down to zero after the maniacs took charge. This clusterfuck of chucklefucks needs to be put on trial for maleficence after their term ends (I got twenny bux on it being shorter than three years).

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@kaiviti_cam @foundersam @nzherald Calling out ageism? Fuck me. Slater's finally woke.

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@DamienHaas Oh. OHHHHH. The room was a game of Operation!

Yeah I'm real damn slow 🫠

Season two's gonna be amazing ❤️

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@winstonpeters When the hell are we going to remove this problematic asshole's "right honourable" title? I've never seen or heard of anybody with less honour, integrity, or sense. Even his de-facto finally wised up and dumped his dusty angry racist curmudgeony out-of-touch Winston-First arse.

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@barshens Having not re-watched a Barshens video in years, I took my flatmate down a Barry, Stu, Cheapshow, Biffo, and Barshens rabbit-hole a few weeks ago. AND NOW THIS HAPPENS, IT'S ALL MY FAULT

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@16bitnostalgia I wasn't expecting BioShock's twist ending, and it's still one of my favourite fiction experiences. 2 didn't have a twist, really. Infinite? Broadsided me. Normally I pick up on the hints but I didn't see it coming. Superb story, above-average game. And fantastic DLC. Have fun!

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@dbseymour "Sadly, most people aren't agreeing with my horrific views"

David, you contemptible turd, please think about working for the common good. Save yourself.

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@js_eighty @FrankMcRae @MayorAuckland She's demonstrably not wrong there, so it's odd there's been a retraction.

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@dimsie @MayorAuckland "You see, the problem with Auckland,"

"Yes?"

"The problem is that the storm hit it and the front fell off."

Can we tow Wayne out of the environment? Please?

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@MayorAuckland She said what she meant and she meant what she said. Browny, you're a total waste of oxygen. And that's a verifiable fact.

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@dbseymour A vote for ACT means that you have a black withered husk where your heart should be, and you enjoy openly hating other people for awful reasons - but thankfully such terrible voters are in the minority.

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@MrBarryLewis I've been watching your wonderful mayhem since the very first poached egg, and I've loved seeing you and James make very stupid and funny things together, but of course everything changes, kids, jobs, life, that stuff. If you and Jim can do more things together, we'll love it.

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@dbseymour Ah shush, you arrogant prick. Stop being combative and do another fundraiser! You know, doing good for the good of all? THAT RING ANY BELLS?! Jessica Cripes, these politicians. So disconnected from reality that it makes me wish there was an official Politician Crushing Machine.

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As an elder Millennial, I am a fairly progressive human being. I always thought that younger Gen Y's and the Z's would help make this world a better place.
And I see an ad where Geralt of Rivia is apparently in Fortnite now, and I say we launch the nukes and reboot civilization.

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@Tamaracade1 Tam, we think you're amazing. You can do the thing! Hugs!!!

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@winstonpeters No, it isn't. There's no crisis, no tipping point, no danger. Unlike some less fortunate nations, we have a healthy democracy. Even with you here, Mr. Angry Impolite Shouty Man who won't stop pissing on the campfire. We're all just trying to toast marshmallows in peace, you dork.

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@TheCheapShowPod NICE