Scott Mayfield

Husband, Father, .Net Developer, You-Tube Certified Auto Mechanic, Problem Solver, Geek, Buccaneer Scholar, Sr. Software Engineer at Rocket Mortgage.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@McDonalds @Speedway @speedway this morning... +1 for faster service, +1 for larger coffee, +1 for cheaper price.... your move @McDonalds

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Landmark day... just bought my last coffee at @McDonalds ... price just went up to $2.40 ... y'all, the coffee's not THAT good. @Speedway , meet up tomorrow morning?

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Literally everything is both more complicated, and less complicated, than you realize. At the same time. All YOU need to do is pick the right level of complexity to solve your issue.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Might have to rethink ordering from @DetroitAxle again... return policy is a joke... it's cheaper to eat the cost of incorrect/bad parts than it is to send them back.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@dish_answers Pretty sure this isn't on MY end. Y'all having a problem over there? Your phone rep didn't know.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@DishNetInfo Y'all still think this is on my end?

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

The best thing to happen to Dilbert is its cancellation. OMG "Dilbert Reborn!" is SOOO much better! https://t.co/RiyUs1u0qw #Dilbert #DilbertReborn @ScottAdamsSays

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Pondering: Given a company has to lay-off a large # of workers, at about the same time, and "disgruntled worker revenge" is a real thing, I wonder if there even IS a better way to do it than a mass email at 3am telling them their accounts are locked out. What else is feasible?

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

There's a special circle of hell reserved for those programmers that mix dashes and underscores in their identifiers/labels. You can't change my mind.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@Migliore09 @Honda Same with my '22 Pilot Elite... even caseless, I can't get the phone to keep a connection with the charging plate.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@docanarchy This guy might: https://t.co/MGBifEGAEo

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@ScottAdamsSays AI's taking a stab at joke writing. Kinda like #3.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@mmm_machiavelli I'd be disappointed if it's not "Searchy McSearchFace".

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Dog Not Barking: Where are the calls for searches of every politician's home/office for "mishandled" classified docs? Clearly, we have a problem with keeping track of this sort of thing. Maybe we should look around everywhere.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sped up trip there & back again

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@mmm_machiavelli @ScottAdamsSays Too many "ah's" and "um's". Doesn't fit @ScottAdamsSays's normal speech pattern. But still very good. If this was a person I didn't listen to daily, I wouldn't have much reason to doubt its authenticity.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

This graph seems to say the exact opposite of "historically bad". What's up @axios?

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

Love shopping @kroger listening to a half dozen employees gathered up front talking about how many hours they’re getting and how large their paycheck will be while I scan my own groceries.

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

@ScottAdamsSays Does the Golden Age include sawdust homes? I think it does. https://t.co/qPMJ90GeKv

[Scott Mayfield @smayfield]

I think bombing the cartels is a conversation worth having. https://t.co/s4DCsyMdHl