smayx

she/her
Software Engineer | Cybersecurity |
Production Coordinator | Merch
--a quiet ghost with a clean conscience--

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@AskLyft why do I pay for Lyft Pink when I wait 10 minutes for a car to arrive, it gets two blocks from my house, and I have to wait another 10 for a new car? You guys suck.

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Mastodon:

@[email protected]

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I’ll be back when that jackass is gone. Fuck you Elon.

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@LeticiaTrower @JortsTheCat The grief feels like a 1000lb weight at first. You never get rid of it but it does get smaller, then you slowly absorb it into you. It gets easier. ❤️

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Genie: What is your final wish?

Boy: I wish I were you.

Genue: weurd but alrught.

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@am_wex I toured with them and have nothing nice to say.

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@aplambeck I was going to say the same thing!

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@HollywoodTheatr You rock!! Thanks for the quick reply! Got my ticket ❤️

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Masculinity’s silent cry for help…

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@shehackspurple @_JohnHammond I was horrified at spending $18k on a web dev bootcamp and they never mentioned appsec even once. I kept bringing it up and was ignored.

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I just backed Shadowrun: Edge Zone on @Kickstarter https://t.co/lG0zlJLn4B

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@cybersec I’m so sorry to hear this. Stay strong! You’ll make it though.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jason Lengstorf @jlengstorf]

Every month I pay AWS $1.43 and I have zero recollection of how or why but I’m too lazy to dig through the AWS console to figure it out.

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@shehackspurple As a Junior dev, I’d want both. Knowing attacks would help me code better defense and be a better code reviewer for my peers.

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@Thereisnocat_ @Ben_Jarmint This human has their priorities straight in their living space

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@GlennK121 @casadecalexico while I appreciate your defense of vendors to whom this frequently happens, your post is not entirely accurate. The tips were 50% and there is absolutely NO reason to believe that the band knows anything about it. Merch supports bands. Tips support vendors.

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@Oregonian I just read your article on upcoming concerts. As a long-time box office worker of many local venues I cannot count how many times someone has come to me with a fake or duplicate ticket from vendors like stubhub and vivid seats. Shame on you for linking them.