SMB1 Mario, we can't both exist. I'm going to become a third of you. And i need you to know that every moment you love being retro, thats me! Loving you and loving being retro! Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a Mario Brother.
I fight criminality.
Drug dealers, mobsters, killers.
I punish each and every single one of them.
I could listen to their strained screams of fear and pain for days on end.
Well yeah... It's the first episode after all.
But hey! Since we're both italians, i have a question!
What are your villains, sidekicks or whatever? Any turtles by any chance?
Uhh... Seems like you've got a tough crowd tonight, Mario. I'd spare doing that one.
I guess I could start by saying we both have something in common...
We're both Italian.
Yeah pretty much! I'm gonna ask you question, you ask me some questions and maybe we'll find interesting things about ourselves! Just like those night talks.
Before we start though, do you wanna say anything to the audience?
[OPEN INTERACTION]
Hello everybody! And welcome to the first episode of the MARIO SUPER SHOW! (Not the cartoon.)
This will be a night talk where parodies from all places can come in and talk!
Now we wait...
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