Scottie Biddle

Jeopardy! 2nd place winner. still a Philly boy at heart (he/him). these tweets are my opinions and no one else's… why would they be?

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ich habe 99 probleme und sie sind alle luftballons

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Unironically i could have a decade’s worth of amazing vacations without leaving California.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

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Ricotta, which… awesome dog name honestly?

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

You get a dog and name it after the last thing you ate.
What's your dog called?

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@cerealburrito Not to mention the giant spiders

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hola mis amores, would you like to

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck timucu

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I miss my dog.

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@Caltrain …can you turn the readers off or make them charge $0 or something? Relying on people to know not to pay their fare feels ineffective

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Ok when i was a kid I didn’t understand the difference between James earl jones and James earl ray so i thought that the guy who shot MLK just had an amazing voice and was darth Vader. RIP.

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Dick Cheney and AOC are both supporting the same candidate and somehow the race is still tied.

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So far… fan of Montreal.

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@Caltrain Why not do cab-bike-coach-restroom-coach-bike-cab? That way average distance to the restroom is minimized and the trains are symmetrical?

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@AliciaTrost Alls I know is no one ever refers to “UN Plaza” 🙂

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Tbh pretty good day… race in the AM, pizza fest in the PM.

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How is it that ~all the men in this Colorado brewery are devastatingly handsome?

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one of those fun nights where i get to do a bunch of running, some recreational cross-dressing, have some beer and inexplicably put a condom over my head?

San Francisco rocks.

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@jaclyn_caccese @cesopenko Can attest that you hate to lose… so you’ll put up a strong fight!

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@gayspud I loved Zion (but go in late October when it’s not too busy but also not cold) and Yosemite is crowded but for a a reason.

Profile pic is from Zion I now realize…

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Nope. Just easier to do releases if they’re on a predictable cadence. Sometimes you have new stuff to ship, other times it’s just maintenance. But a release is going out every week regardless.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

My personal conspiracy is there is no way so many firms are actually shipping updates so fast. They release updates to force the apps to restart fresh because they’re buggy crap.

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@stockpiledclay The sun never sets on the Rupaul fempire

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Drunkenly bought somewhat slutty $100 shorts, I’ve been running a lot so gotta show off the gams