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In God we trust; all others must bring data.

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@DAGToddBlanche You misspelled “work on common sense gun control legislation.”

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@seanspicer He is being paid. There are separate appropriations for the Security and Facilities section of the USSS. But, you knew that.

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@officer_Lew He won’t even share an umbrella with her when they walk in the rain. This chivalry bit is a hard sell.

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@GuntherEagleman We could get some gun control legislation faster and for less money than a ballroom. Also, more citizens would benefit from gun legislation than from a ballroom.

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#Ceasefire with Iran, according to Trump. No confirmation from Iranian government. It’s great timing, being #TacoTuesday #TACO is fine with me, because this “war” is beyond farcical and unnecessary, but also, here’s another data point.

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@elbuckner From your lips to G-d’s ears, hon.

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@SupremeLeader27 Okay, but Jordan Hare really does have some dark magic going on. Always has.

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@Teaguefootball @justbam_3 32 years later, and I can still watch this on a loop. Loved my time at The Capstone, but you guys made my senior year indescribably special. This play, though? Still blows my mind. 😂 #RollTide

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@buckyluvr Yes. Exactly. Maybe in Wakanda. Maybe in Louisiana. Maybe with Capt Hydra after saving Steve’s variant from his fate in another universe. He’s happy, he’s safe, he’s just retired and living his best life. I’ve been dreading t go a movie for months, already. I just can’t.

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@JohnDiLillo I don’t live in this …person’s district, nor would I have voted for him, but I couldn’t be more sorry about this. It’s incredibly disrespectful and despicable on so many levels, and I’m just so sorry. Just know this ghoul does not speak for or represent all of us down here.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Ffs. Zelensky and Ukrain. Did. Not. Start. Anything. He just refuses to comprehend this simple fact.

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@Hunter9898 @Anarseldain @MetroSchools Then, it must be right.

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@_Ronald_Dregan @Anarseldain @MetroSchools These are the teachers and students who won an Emmy for a documentary they made.

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@Anarseldain @MetroSchools I don’t see it—where’s the celebration? I thought he was speaking at a university when he died?

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@acnewsitics Liberal indoctrination centers! 😂 Not in Utah, they’re not.

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@InnerVoltRock @beachlifelinda1 Same.

My documentation card looks like I’m trying to earn a free pizza.

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@fopminui This is gorgeous, and so is that young man—inside and out. Quilting is HARD. It requires skill, PATIENCE out the ass, artistry, and creativity (sadly, along with courage for this young man). Bravo to him for doing what made him happy. His father can go f*ck himself sideways.

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@davidfrum

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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump The puppet is a better dancer.

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@ArtCandee I thought Operation Odyssey Dawn would always be the worst name. I have been proven wrong.