Sam 🦚

Nadie espera la inquisición española #LUFC

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

The metaphor for "Israel mutilating Judaism in favour of ethnonationalist state worship" couldn't be more obvious

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Ambulance stories from this week:

1. Four empty ambulances burned out in London by unknown people

2. A convoy of fake ambulances (war crimes) used by Israel to attack a Lebanese village and murder 41 innocent people.

Guess which one has mass media coverage and condemnation?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

lmfao

[Neet @neet_sol]

the worst part about job hunting is you don't even want one in the first place

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

> Go to famously neutral Switzerland
> Give speech in German-speaking part of Switzerland
> Tell them they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for the US

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i am NOT a pedophile, and all the proof is right here in my I’m Not A Pedophile document. unfortunately i had to redact all of it but you can use your imagination.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Oh so it’s not about the drugs?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Applying to a job in 2025 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole, per Business Insider.

[🍦 @cud2lecsy]

being 22 is strange. i know i’m still young, but it feels like my youth slipped through my fingers. the pandemic stole years i was supposed to live outside, making memories i never got. sometimes it feels like i’m grieving a version of youth i never lived

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

I bet you if Trump met Luigi Mangione in person he would pardon him

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years
2. I have two $11 subscriptions
3. I don’t use ubereats
4. I don’t buy coffee
5. I don’t go on vacation
6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought
7. I don’t go clubbing
8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit
9. I cook at home 6/7 days of the week

Still can’t afford a house. Cool, cool.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

dubai feels like it was built by banksy, a slightly too on the nose satire of marketing and capitalism. a holiday destination for people who have been kicked in the head by a horse.

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.

[eve @csiirac]

i could really use a wish right now bro

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

every time this little guy comes on my tl i need to stop and look at him do his thing for five minutes