Stephen

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[TommyDumb @TommyBumdell]

@Danny_McMoomins Leaked image of fans current favourite option

[Stephen @smcn75]

Well done #ecuador they had a go and got what they needed 👏

[Stephen @smcn75]

Good luck to the bold Russell. Always welcome in Glasgow 🤝

[Leicester City @LCFC]

We are delighted to confirm the appointment of Russell Martin as Leicester City’s new First Team Manager 🤝

Welcome to the Foxes, Russell!

[Stephen @smcn75]

And that’s the youngest. Parenting = completed

[Stephen @smcn75]

Hendrik Verwoerd, Elon Musk, Oscar Pistorius, PW Botha, Kevin Pieterson and that cunt I used to work beside… your boys took a hell of a beating #MEXRSA

[Stephen @smcn75]

Me & the prom queen 😍

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

Hank’s new “video” is doing the rounds and the word is out… although Henry Winkler clearly hasn’t seen it.

THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW (1995)

One of THE great Sitcoms of all time.

#GarryShandling #NormMacdonald

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

If you dare reply as 'Tentative' you should be sacked. No room for indecisive wimps on the Corporate Express to Synergy City.

[Stephen @smcn75]

Dinner for one 🍴

[Stephen @smcn75]

These lads are sharp 😅

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[Stephen @smcn75]

Why is Amazon Prime TV just an endless stream of detergents ads?

[Gerry Braiden @BraidenGB]

I wonder if this means the eyes of world football could be distracted from its focus on the handball incident at Fir Park three weeks ago?

[Stephen @smcn75]

Who had the most talent? #totp 👇

[Stephen @smcn75]

Who had the most talent? #totp 👇

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Gilly 🖤 @Gillian275Gm]

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[Stephen @smcn75]

This wee song was brought to my attention recently and it’s fab https://t.co/o6f5fSqqX4

[Im_A_Believer @BelieveInKlopp]

Robertson open letter

It feels a bit self-important writing a letter like this, if I’m honest. But when I was asked, I didn’t want to miss the chance to say thank you to a city and a community that has made me and my family feel like one of their own from day one.

Let me start with something that probably sounds more suited to a letter in The Herald back in Glasgow.

I’m a proud Glaswegian. I always will be. I love telling people where I’m from. It’s part of who I am. It’s where I was born, where I was raised and it’ll forever be in my blood.
But after nine years here, I’ve realised there’s room in my heart for two cities.
Liverpool will forever define a huge part of my life.

Honestly, I think the reason me and my family settled so quickly is because Liverpool reminded us so much of home.

The humour, the people, the mentality — it all felt familiar straight away. At times it genuinely feels like Glasgow and Liverpool are only separated by two different accents.

Both cities have that working-class spirit. Pride. Defiance. People who say what they think. No airs and graces. What you see is what you get.

And more than anything, both places value honesty. There’s something real about Liverpool. People here can spot nonsense a mile off, and I’ve always respected that.

I know from the outside my connection to this city will always be tied to the football club and everything we achieved together. Of course I’m immensely proud of that. How could I not be?

But for me and my wife, our bond with Merseyside goes much deeper than football.

Rachel and I arrived in 2017 as a young couple expecting our first child. Like me, Rach is fiercely proud of being from Glasgow. We actually went to school together, which probably tells you how long she’s had to put up with me.

Looking back now, we probably underestimated how daunting it was — moving to a new city, away from family, about to become parents for the first time.

But Liverpool instantly made us feel comfortable. And the incredible people at Liverpool Women’s Hospital made us feel safe at a time in our lives where that meant everything.

Over the nine years, two became five. Liverpool is where our little team was built.

A lot of teammates — mainly James Milner to be fair — loved winding me up about being captain of Scotland while having three kids born in England. But I’m always quick to correct them. They’re not English. We’ve got three proper little Scottish Scousers.

And honestly, we couldn’t be prouder of that.

The kids probably sum us up best really — Glaswegians with a Liverpool passport.
My wider family feel exactly the same way about this city.

[Mark Eglinton @MarkEglinton]

Shoutout to Dunfermline for sticking around and having a shower. Proper club

[Stephen @smcn75]

An ad for Eldorado tonic wine going round the Hampden boards? Thought that stuff ended 40 odd years ago.