Sam Conner

eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Stop what you’re doing quick and go hug someone you love.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@bey_ab My dad: turn the AC on if you want. Absolutely not. 😂😂😂

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@JurassicWorld @Dinotracker #unsubscribe

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

The new Avatar is coming out, which means I should rewatch the first one, but where am I going to find 5 whole hours to rewatch?!

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Ok yeah Batman was good. Boyfriend fell asleep though. Maybe more explosions in 2?? 🙄

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

When you’re in the middle of something and your phone rings so you drop everything and google the number that is calling you to see if you should answer.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@meatloaf_crunch “Well, ya should.”

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Man, if Canada had warmer weather you bet I’d move up there to get outta this hellscape country.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Wait, are *we* the shithole country?

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Taking a benadryl in the daytime is such a rush. Let’s see how much I can get done before my brian compiles into mush and I need to rest my eyes for 2 hours. #allergies

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

I did it for 20 and all I felt was hungry and bored.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I haven’t consumed any sugar, alcohol, dairy or grains in 26 days and guess what?? I notice little to no difference at all

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@allie__kaye Can’t wait to binge it one day and talk to you about it

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@tabbycakes92 @breezyigl HE STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE PRINCE 😂😂😂 I mean it in the most sincere form of flattery, it’s like they’re twins.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

S/o to @breezyigl for taking 800 photos of me and my man last night, and also to Prince for being alive and at the wedding.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

@breezyigl HAHAHAHA the suspenders called to me

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Am I wedding ready for tomorrow? Flowers: yes. Outfit: no… gonna need to make a @Target stop.

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

Being able to relax today and just create flower pieces for a wedding has helped my soul. Just calm and quiet in my flower element 💛✨🌿

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

One foot is hot one foot is cold am I dying?

[Sam Conner @smconner22]

‘It’s finally Thursday!’ I whisper to myself as I pop my headphones in and go straight to the newest @MyFavMurder episode.