REYD HARAS

You think you know, but you have no idea...

[REYD HARAS @smdyer]

@amazon https://t.co/dklTawNlKo #clearthelist

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Is it even summer festival season if you don’t hear “Stacy’s Mom” played by a local band at noon on Family Day? #greendalevillagedays

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@pmabucks @Bucks @PrinceGoobies @Coalnickles How do I get this on my island?!? 😍

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Why is there not more (any?)coverage about @Giannis_An34 being the ultimate dreamer with wishing he had a time machine in order to get Rookie of the Year comment?!?

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I Marie Kondo’d the shit out of my underwear drawer a few months ago and I can finally say that it has NOT brought me joy.

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For the first time in the 2000s, I’m sober and going to sleep before midnight on NYE 🤰 😴

[HHS Student Gov @horlickstudgov]

1. Special Education 2. English 3. Math 4. Guidance Counselors

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Vote for the English Dept 📚

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Who has the best Family Photo? You decide!

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Is it just me, or are PSLs really not *that* good??

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🧐 me trying to decide if @ChristianYelich is hot or not

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Just saw 2 lammas sunbathing in a front yard #racine

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🙋🏻‍♀️

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My husband @mdpoppy , everybody:

[OG Dunc @kdunc_]

Her: don’t start that stupid shit with me

Me on that stupid shit:

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Two people were shot at the park by my house last night and now here’s a bunch of teenagers there either a. Oblivious to the fact or b. Instagramming themselves there #wtf

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Just saw a license plate that read: GO OJ GO 🤔

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Da fuck?!?!?

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Regarding me and Mama Dyer, “it’s just crazy going against crazy” - @mdpoppy

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Eddie Murphy gifs till my phone dies

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Dear @Warriors -
Thank you for swiftly putting an end to this NBA season.

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Every great while, I miss my exit to work. This morning I got off early on the COMPLETELY wrong time exit. When does #summerbreak start?