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sophisticated with a hint of slutty | she/they

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

i love bartending private gigs. room temp pizza and cracking rose with the old ladies is healing for the soul

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

made a rly delicious dinner tonight but i burned my hand at the end now im not hungry :/

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

if AI could shave my legs for me i might be interested

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

new period symptom: not cramps but my uterus hurts so bad i feel like i did a crazy ab workout. can any doctors weigh in on this am i cooked

[Reece @DefaultReece]

You been in line at the airport for 4 hours but you "don't do politics"

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

you’ll have 2 lighters in the whole house and somehow your bf has 3 of them in his pocket

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

i hate when i have to resort to blocking someone at my big age. please learn to stop be annoying after the age of 28 🙃

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A 392-year-old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. He’s been wandering the ocean since 1627.

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

taking back sunday came on at the bar tonight and one of my regulars was like smeecs i know you’re behind this. listen..

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

bf just said he has a 700 page book about the history of club djs just in case i want to “check it out”

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

just hit some of my moms weed and now i’m extremely aware of how tall i am

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

having a bf be like you blink and the entire tray of brownies you made 24 hours ago is gone

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

28*

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

“i know i’ve said this every movie but i think THIS is my favorite one” -tim

[tim @realmotleycrue]

officially have seen all of star wars. meh

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

@realmotleycrue this mf lying for the internet

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

me

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

there’s something about being on the verge of kms but still waking up early enough to perfect my winged eyeliner every morning that i rly miss

[🥀👻🕸 @smeecs]

@realmotleycrue the ladies pick their battles