Maximus Blokeius

My never sleeping eye never sleeps, except at bedtime. Current disposition - happily retired!! @chr0n0l0gy @ourdarkpurposes

[Maximus Blokeius @smeethino]

@ooobenblief @FunMovieTVFan I’d be in a pod.

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So, how long until @patmcfaddenmp is forced to resign after his sickening, patronising and insulting speech about #WASPI ladies? I give him a week.

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We were quite saddened to see that the grave itself was in a rather unloved state. Is there a fund or suchlike that we can donate to, to have it tended a little?
Thanks once again for the wonderful welcome you gave us fans. See you in 2029!👍🏼

[Maximus Blokeius @smeethino]

@CricketAustrala Hi from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I have just returned from the trip of a lifetime to see the amazing fifth test at SCG. After the test we made the trip out to Waverley Cemetery to pay our respects to the legendary Victor Trumper. A pilgrimage that all cricket fans should make.

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@bbctms Great example of the crowd changing the outcome. Their goading of Smith made him not go for the catch that Root dropped. It was plainly his to take!

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I’m working on new versions of two Tchaikovsky ballets with all the characters played by ducks.
Duck Lake and The Nutquacker.

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@snb19692 Scrimpflation, and Shrinkflation. Both are fraudulent.

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@SussexCCC Confirm the ladies please? Saturday is the 1st August. 🤔

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‘Ordinary people !?’ Who do you think we are Chancellor. You work for US! Not the other way round!

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@OnthisdayRN My Mum was just 10 when her daddy was killed. She told me some amazing tales from her memories of him. My favourite was of him on a brief shore leave in Paisley when he dug over the entire back garden to plant potatoes. He was a Stoker on a battleship! Easy!!! 😊

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@OnthisdayRN Among them, my Grandad, Acting Lead Stoker Andrew Wilson. RIP 😥
Stood not a chance, but made the ultimate sacrifice.

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@TheBarmyArmy Just hand that over to Steven now and save us the heartache. 😡

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@theashrb Which they take straight back in tax thanks to the frozen tax threshold.

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@DisIdealist @gwpurnell Exactly. How does that improve my finances? Morons.

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@MarcoAdam14 @OnthisdayRN I was told magazine, but boiler suspected later.

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@jennyah46 @thefulltoss Typical British shrinkflation. Pay for five days, get two if you’re lucky!

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Who’s this Brit Ian that Labour are targeting? What’s he done?

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How great was Frankie Monroe on Eight out of Ten cats last night!!! 🤣

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@Classicbritcom That’s Ben Gardner’s head!😊

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@thestaves Totally wonderful performance at Brighton Dome last night. I was blown away by your fantastic harmonies and the musicianship of your band. I’m a long time CSNY fan and I could recognise each guitar voice. They were ALL there! Including Croz. Marvellous 🤩