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IT geek by day, magician footballer by weekend (well at least until i hit 30!!!). Inbetween trying to be a good farther. Ex-Pat from the UK🛫USA

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@elonmusknews30 A. Yes

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@missnataliarae Hello

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Miami's Suárez banned 6 games for spitting at Sounders staffer - via @ESPN App ⁦@stephenasmith⁩ ⁦@danorlovsky7⁩ ⁦@GetUpESPN⁩ the bar has been set for Jalen Carter..! https://t.co/tvlTktrEiq

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@asbytofficial 100%. We started with 2 defensive midfielders, despite their range of passing & endless energy! Eze was more of a threat than Martinelli when he came on. For me him & Nwaneri should’ve started & pinned Liverpool back

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@elonmusk @elonmusk for president…

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

🔜 ⏳

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@elonmusk now that we have AI & Robots, when can we start working on time travel & how do I get on that team..?

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@tobytarrant @RadioX Toby, you’re an absolute treasure that I love listening everyday!! Breaking the 4th wall seamlessly everyday, you should have a wall full of awards! Ryan Reynolds does it & look at him!! Quick question, if I may.. 10.30am & 37% battery…forget to charge the Samsung last night?

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@dramaticallyred Don’t do it!! Trust me…not worth it 😃

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@Shadyind Lose yourself

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@asbytofficial 😂

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@jennyred85 Bluesky?

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@BastardizedBrat 😂

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@BastardizedBrat Where do I sign??

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@lilkd4wg Who the fuck gets mad at your selfies!? They need to check themselves…hard!! (Preferably against Perspex!!) ⛸️🏒🥅

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@MaxFillsUrMom @HaileyRoseFucks Could’ve done with this heads up on Sunday night, before I flew out here for the week. Keep up the good work. Freezing in Santa Clarita, CA

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“We will call it roughing the passer.”

“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”

“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”

“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”

“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”

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@dramaticallyred You’re opening a nail salon?? Heading to Hollywood as a hand model??

What is the new chapter?? This is so cryptic 😫😳

Congratulations on it, whichever one it is 🎉🥳💍😉

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@swinger371 Destroyer of Magic