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[M @smegmafemale]

@ImperiaITweets @TommyTweetz1 If these were real then she wouldn’t have worn prosthetic breasts in the substance

[M @smegmafemale]

@RealRaegus @discordspies How is he involuntarily celibate when he could easily have had sex with Sara?

[M @smegmafemale]

Watching love island USA 6 for the first time and hate how Leah tells Miguel how tough she is compared to Serena. Saying she “takes it on the chin”

[M @smegmafemale]

Wes on outlast is a retarded misogynist. I think it’s funny he told Leiya she better not want to keep Sarah cuz she’s a woman, and that, that doesn’t matter. It does cuz you give major date rape murder vibes

[M @smegmafemale]

Calling it now. New black mirror will centre around twitch streaming, counting or not counting gang violence, clavicular and looksmaxxing

[M @smegmafemale]

Accusing an Olympian of being an industry plant

[M @smegmafemale]

@carebecc will you guys please rip on “psycho killer” for the next pod episode 🙌. Also terrifer 2 and 3 at some point 😔☝️. I love the podcast I watch movies just to hear you guys review them

[alex @alex_abads]

ghislaine maxwell

[pop @waldorfnewyokrs]

When Selena gomez threw a tantrum because she wanted people to be in awe over her performative philanthropy😭

[M @smegmafemale]

Was watching heated rivalry and thought “wow this is kind of hot” but then I farted and was like oh I guess that’s how it smells for them.

[🎈⚞•⚟ Jørdi⁸ ⊬💙💛 @so_fuckingdun]

@blessedminho

[Nighthawk @KrikorianB15]

Stuart Skinner is playing for the Penguins wearing an Oilers mask.

Tristan Jarry is playing for the Oilers wearing a Penguins mask.

This has to be the first time this has ever happened, right?

[M @smegmafemale]

Did anyone catch them putting micki on screen when talking about the judges? #bigbrother

[M @smegmafemale]

I refuse to give my bitmoji boobs. Im too honest

[BoostedPlays @boostedplays_ev]

@GinoHard_ Every panthers fan right now. “CoPe HarDer, been a FaN siNce dAY 1!”

[tommy 🍋 (back hurts) @kenpqchi]

nhl: the game ends in an hour
oilers:

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Jeff Skinner giving Dmitry Kulikov a pat on the back after the Oilers second of the night 💀

[M @smegmafemale]

How did the costume team miss this… #ginnyandgeorgia

[M @smegmafemale]

Ever since my childhood grocery store renovated my life has gone to shit

[M @smegmafemale]

Even when I’m employed I’m unemployed