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inventor of Gatorade for Dogs™️

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

i wish costco sold sluttier clothes

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

taking PTO tomorrow because I have a first date and I need the extra time to catch up on shaving

[𓋼𓍊 cass @mushiefairie]

I have quite literally never opened ChatGPT in my entire life. Idk if it’s even an app or website or both LMFAO. And it’ll stay like that forever. And I’m getting by just fine. You don’t need that lame shit.

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

missing the lemonade that kills you - today and every day💕

[borkedsys @borkedsys]

Neoliberalism pretends to mourn when violence is visible, but designs an invisible violence that kills by slow subtraction... rent, debt, hunger, despair. One body shot is tragedy, a million eroded lives are the cost of doing business.

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

me when I had to write the beer descriptions at Caffe Dolce and would constantly have to re-do them because they weren't abstract enough

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i wish brands would include more technical information in their product descriptions. i don't need to know this was inspired by timeless italian men summering in nantucket who could dress up or down. i want to know the weight of the fabric, leather tanning, seam construction, etc

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@MTJakeEaton @MTDems lol, from her instagram:

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@ricsanchez @jakeiverson57 lol I worked there for a few weeks AMA

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

is there a Locks of Love but for merkins? I could be a really generous donor

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

actually feeling kind of relieved that TikTok is gone. now I can spend more time playing the online slot machine game I call "brain rot game"

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

"dumb fuck" fits as knuckle tattoos FYI 👁️👁️

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

somewhere out there there's a millennial that has SMOL BEAN knuckle tattoos

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@trendy_gwendy saving this as perfect reference photo for if I ever get fillers btw

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@technomarxist fuck ass bob

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

I think we should just keep twitter about Dune stuff

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@trendy_gwendy nah 👎

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@WaltsOnPrivate hi send it to me too! I haven't found one I love but I do like to used hazelnuts instead of walnuts 🤓

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

@danielleweisber millionaire’s shortbread?

[🐚🐝 @smellbey]

getting a medical alert tattoo that says NO SPICY FOODS