ElliottScissorHands

Life is awesome and then you live forever.

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

I just did 6% of the level A3! #MrJump https://t.co/feVbjZ9CMd

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

ТРОЛЛИ ПЕСЕНКА ДЛЯ ДЕТЕЙ | МУЛЬТФИЛЬМ ТРОЛЛИ (2016) https://t.co/7LmjHy44aP

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

Seriously guys, my girlfriend is one smoking hot babe. #milf

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Dr_Fannel @PapaJohns @OhioStateFB pepperoni, onion, banana peppers and and the other one can be a #mystery

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Man Could Have Made Same Meal At Home But Worse https://t.co/MfL45NxS7n

[Murphy's Pub Clifton @MurphysPubClift]

Free hotdogs.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: 25-Foot-Tall Asian Women Remain Underrepresented In Media https://t.co/0hkL5uG8BX

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Shufasa just tell your boss you like to party

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Wink_dogg haha. Or that time on porch

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@GetRdy2Rumbaugh allergic to bullshit, oh!

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

Today Avery has simultaneously sneeze/farted, sneeze/burped, and sneeze/yawned. #SoProud

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Shufasa @Wink_dogg @M4tty_1ce just don't be wearing that down here

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Wink_dogg @jessm_lee yeah a traveling family band!

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Wink_dogg 4/25 Louisville!

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

Perfect time of year to cuddle with a bearded burly man.

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@Wink_dogg @M4tty_1ce lol

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@Wink_dogg lol.

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@TweetsSoFierst @Wink_dogg @naydt33 I'm in.

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

@TweetsSoFierst @Wink_dogg @naydt33 watch out for those dead kennedys

[ElliottScissorHands @smellsg00d]

I'm still cleaning sand out of my car from my trip to Hilton head beach in June. Beaches are just ok