Tommy Simmons

the final film by Quentin Tarentino

[orlando brown jr. enthusiast (vince) @qsmartreviewer]

This was NOT a back injury at all and it was blatant lying. There should be an investigation into the Dolphins medical staff as well Tua should not have played tonight

[Clemson Baseball @ClemsonBaseball]

The first career hit by Spencer Rich!👏

B7 || IND 4, CU 14

https://t.co/fnBS2z3OKj

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

THIS GUY LANDED ON ONE LEG WHILE HOLDING HIS OTHER SKI.

📺 @peacockTV and https://t.co/hUdWxRkUGS

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

Metaverse better be optional

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

My roommate found a lost dog while he was skiing. We decided to take her to the humane society to try and find her owner… this is the response we get. There are no ranches where we were.

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@jpegmafia I saw u live at red rocks and your music scared me so much

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

I respect and love that Elon Musk is willing to spend $6B to solve world hunger but I can’t help but feel that companies like Brayer who help grow a majority of our food should chip in too.

Plus, it might look good for press considering their downfall.

[extremely squid @extremelysquid]

what the

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

Can anyone tell me where teachers used the bathroom in high school? There’s no way they used the same ones we did

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

How tf are porta potties legal

[Thaddy Bear Collections 🐻 @4EverThad]

Shiiiiiiiiid 😳😳

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

No one is safe with the “nah he tweaking” comments. Just saw a pro soccer player post a pic of his new born son, explaining how proud he was to be a dad and all the comments are “nah, he TWEAKING tweaking” lol

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@ChrisPetersBITW @Huskers @RonnieDGreen @TrevAlberts @bigten @pac12 @theACC You’d lose like usual lol

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@TheeHornyyPoPo Boiling river - Yellowstone national park

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@lily5ine Second picture>

[Neuroskeptic 🇺🇦 @Neuro_Skeptic]

The brain is made up of billions of brain cells. Alone, a single cell has no intelligence whatsoever. But together, they form an organ which is also very stupid.

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@kirahills hates tweeting bc a day later she thinks her tweets aren’t funny so she deletes them

[Tommy Simmons @smellygiraffe]

@She_Knowa @GovofCO @kimbal Dumb

[Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0]

What was the hardest course you took in college? and why was it statistics?