scott meredith

not a mom, wife, nor blogger. | +@Seashellbee_25

[scott meredith @smeredith15]

Just in time, and with not a second spared. Merry Christmas to @shelbss128 https://t.co/MShBqZdchg

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@tgriff23 🕹️

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@tgriff23 And the conservatives think they're the ones being silenced

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@tgriff23 🥜 🥜 🥜🥜

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@tgriff23 @Seashellbee_25 Don't count her out

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@tgriff23 @Seashellbee_25 I'm sorry I didn't realize this was the elderly and/or lame's wedding

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@CrimAbdulJabbar @tgriff23 He harnesses a unique combination of picking 100% spotify-curated playlists with played out songs and garbage deep cuts that shut a party down in an instant. I highly doubt he saw my return to tweeting taking this turn but someone had to say it

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That feeling when @tgriff23 suggested a remotely decent song

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And @CrimAbdulJabbar liked that tweet which suggests that @tgriff23's poor taste is known far and wide

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And no, that doesn't really make that much sense but in fairness my tweeting privileges should've been revoked long ago

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Normally I hate marketing emails as much as the next guy but don't think I haven't made note of which companies didn't give me a birthday coupon to not use

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@tgriff23 You sound like Aaron Rodgers in week 1 except Aaron Rodgers trucked the Lions in week 2 and you scored 27 points

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@tgriff23 Can't blame me for being right place right time for your implosion. But I wanna talk football, 0-2 in the garbage division

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Anyone ever seen a real life elevator with an emergency escape hatch or are we flirting with disaster

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Dinner dates are so intimate mainly because of the implication you'll be pooping at around the same time.

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Wow, so many major life events have happened since my last tweet, I feel like I owe everyone a catch up. Among other things, I bought (but did not watch) The King's Speech on DVD for $3.99. So that's what's new with me

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In the spirit of It's 5 O'clock Somewhere, I think I'm owed brownies whenever I want because Somebody Ran Somewhere Today

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@tgriff23 This is the teaser. Expect a few 30 second TV spots and eventually the full trailer on social media with some character promos. We'll shoot for 2-3 months of promotion in theaters before opening weekend which is lining up for early December, right in the thick of Oscar season.

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Time for the biannual tweet brought on by the request of @tgriff23. No promises it's a good one but I'm forcing myself back into this for you.