smerf illes

The ILLEST rhyme specialist,

[smerf illes @smerfilles]

Bo ma two years back there was no water in Capetown. Now I don't know if the taps went dry but bottled water was flying of the shelf.

NOW, in the middle of summer LOAD SHEDDING. WHY?

BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS US TO... https://t.co/XlJU7hcZmT

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So, my friend likes to go on the net and catch up on soapies. On Saturday I crashed his spot and Sunday morning he put his ish on. With in 10 minutes I knew everything that was happening. By the time that episode... https://t.co/rafUGEiJK6

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When the lips of wisdom speak to the ears of understanding, true wisdom is attained.

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The price of freedom is death. Conquer your fear of dying, you are free.

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BLACK WOMEN HATE
So she asked why men hate women so much. I didnt know how to answer, but I know she didn't ask that question because she wanted an honest answer. She asked the question like she only expected women... https://t.co/dzCGKmGb7p

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Real hiphop been telling peeps the devil wants your soul. sup Nasty. Sup Fifi.

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Okay. https://t.co/PTy9SOrOCK

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Now you know! https://t.co/JnS2aZWGVv

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I normally ask, "u ya ngi faka noma u ya ngi khipha?" when she says "ngi ya ku faka" , I say "Hawu ntomb' entle, Wa ze wa ngi fak'ezintweni ezimnadi. If she says" ngi ya ku khipa. " you say," Hawu, Wa ze wa ngi khipha e nhluphekweni Ntombi enthle"... 😎

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Note to self: unfriend stupid muhfuckers.

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Think about it or read about it. Up to you. https://t.co/IsfIlpm3qH

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GIRL ON GIRL LOVE/HATE.
So I'm at chilling at Kitcheners with this girl who identifies herself as coloured. She has Pakistani, Mozambican and coloured in her blood. We are having a great time just chatting. Am I... https://t.co/uq0U9xAE1O

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The music Fela Kuti made was genius in rhythm and melody. We all start there, how weirdly wonderful his sound is. But the real journey begins once you start trying to understand what he was saying. Then you get the full jest of it.

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Ahhh the rain. You better have an umbrella, otherwise ama weave akahlanganelwa.

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BLACK PROGRAMS PART 2
This is a game to play with your friends to test how easy it is to program a person.

First you tell your friend to repeat the word "Silk" 10 times. So your friend says SILK, SILK, SILK, SILK,... https://t.co/l71nYS5JgX

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Your favorite rapper is Xhosa. Now shut the fuxk up. 🤐

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The Xhosa thing!

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Black men. When a black feminist asks one of those why men hate women questions, do yourself a favour. Don't comment. That shit is a trap. They will castrate you quicker than you can say MEN ARE TRASH.

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Lol has lost it meaning. People write it even if they are not laughing. Fakers.

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Black excellence. https://t.co/RVx9V8BMED