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@drewwowens Found your wallet on dc metro, giving it to station manager at potomac station

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@JamieMinnix @ChrisM_gso @savanah2j Non-compete

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@RetroCoast Reports from where?

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@HPbasketball Nick Van Exel / Jason Terry

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@BarredinDC @IsabelleNotter @wmata @TheWharfDC You can access the food court through the Hilton when the main doors are locked

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Lebron/Bronny* 2024

*I am aware of candidate requirements, leave me alone

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@MzansiMaasai @IsabelSteckel needs to be "sure!"

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@ReadOnlyRainbow @BarredinDC i never said they're perfect, but they do what I need em to do perfectly

stars:
cheesteak
crispy chicken sandwich
onion rings
mozz sticks
wings decent

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@alittleleader i confiscated her phone

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@sapioholic @Maxrex1817 @itszaeok tf you taking 3 hours to drink a cup of coffee for

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@sixburgheats no good billionaires

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

In an hour and a half, House Republicans will head to 1100 Longworth to elect a speaker.

I've never seen the House Republican Conference so discombobulated, rudderless and confused in my time covering Congress.

They said they'd spend the fall passing bills using regular order, instead they've booted their speaker and are warring over the next one.

They are rewriting the rules for the election the day of the election after criticizing states for doing that in 2020.

They are taking the cell phones of elected officials when they go into meetings -- these are adults with staffs who are not able to bring their electronics into party meetings.

This speaker election could go a while. Two weeks now on an internal party matter with govt funding expiring in a month and change

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thanks i hate it

[Jeremy Strayhorn @JeremyStrayhor2]

FINALLY, we're here! Chapel Hill, NC, get ready for some Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers! I will keep you posted on opening day!

We're currently hiring top talent. 💪🏾💪🏾

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@KySportsRadio Friiiiiiiiied chicken

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@petem127 probably a lot of sugar, huh

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@surajasauce Whole generation of hilarious bullies

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@hankgreen q

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@alittleleader Sell the ticket

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@dustinjkent @DragonflyJonez Bruh he's legendary for cake