Smeve

i tweet too much about baseball🔸He/Him🔸UNT Alum🔸

[Underdog @Underdog]

The United States of America is 718-0 on Monday Night Football

[Socialist Bucks @socialistbucks]

Btw if you’re a US fan like “I don’t want Balogun to play because it’s not right it’s unethical” I want you to Google “Belgium Congo” right now.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Eliminated in the Round of 16 8 of the last 9 World Cups?

Welcome back Mike Tomlin Pittsburgh Steelers

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

BROKE: the U.S. would be so scary at soccer if we tapped in because we have so much raw talent
WOKE: the U.S. would be so scary at soccer if we tapped in because we are so good at being corrupt

[freakbob 🫧🍭 @loserpartyy]

No I'm not celebrating July 4. I'm celebrating July 14 because that's spongebob's birthday and that's more important

[Hardcore Braves @HardcoreBraves]

#BravesCountry very sccurate statement

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

If you really loved America, you’d be spending the 4th of July working.

Put down that beer and help keep increasing GDP.

[𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔬 𖤐 @chicodeinfierno]

mexico winning on sunday and im off on monday

[sage @iluvhaaland]

I’m going to kill Ronaldo for you my goat

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

The USA defense as soon as they went down a man

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Will Muschamp says Nick Saban needs to adjust his game plan

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We’re outnumbered for the rest of the day, and the best case scenario is we have a gauntlet of Europeans standing in our way that literally everyone will favor against us.

No better way to honor the 250th anniversary of our nation. 🇺🇸

[Smeve @smeve_]

we have no choice but to declare independence from FIFA

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Folarin Balogun has been given a red card

United States will play the remainder of the game against Bosnia with 10 men

[Smeve @smeve_]

BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Azteca on Sunday for England’s first kick

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

What do you mean the greatest travel ad ever made for Chattanooga, Tenn. was created by the Spanish National Fútbol Team?

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

Bobby Bonilla Day used to be the most embarrassing day of the year for the Mets. Now it’s lucky to crack the top 50.

[Smeve @smeve_]

transparent pricing is woke

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: U.S. Department of Transportation reportedly moving to roll back an Obama-era rule requiring airlines to prominently display total ticket prices.