doof

I'd like to begin by saying, this is a countdown.

[doof @smevilinc]

I done fumbled the bag

[angel @angelshit]

Do you believe in life after LinkedIn

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Being posthumously put on academic probation for plagiarizing your suicide note

[Fidi Guy @GuyFidi]

NYC wealth tax but it’s just an additional 5% on people whose parents pay their rent

[doof @smevilinc]

THANK YOU LORD FOR GETTING ME AWAY FROM THE SITUATIONSHIP I KNEW I WAS MEANT FOR IN TIME FOR THE MALCOLM TODD ALBUM DROP

[doof @smevilinc]

Tonight is a very significant night for avoidant attachment people (me)
#malcolmtodd

[christover @bored2die]

Im ruled by dopamine in the worst ways possible

[doof @smevilinc]

Can I just say, Alyssa Liu's hair scares me

[doof @smevilinc]

Is SKAI ISYOURGOD China's equivalent of @Skrrtt5krrtt?

[doof @smevilinc]

The Canvas outage is the least of my problems. I am a deeply troubled woman.

I am an econ grad student.

[doof @smevilinc]

They are not giving out any rizztraining orders in the British Army

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nusrat sahab im sooooooooo drunk rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Circe @vocalcry]

I can’t believe Jamie Dimon would plant this fake lawsuit to improve the applicant pool

[doof @smevilinc]

@hoziyerr Kya piya?

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

gas station weed turned me into a whatsapp sticker

[lehen ki bodi @stu_dying6]

milf - masters i’d like to finish

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Was scrolling through my camera roll and came across this pic from my Jane Street superday in 2016

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

I can’t fucking flirt i done called her twin

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Obsessed with calling my dad as i’m leaving the afters at 8AM and pretending like i just woke up

[doof @smevilinc]

@hoziyerr @narendramodi Idt the bjp would ever approve of that