Sar

my mom says my sense of humor is an “acquired taste”

[Sar @smewdy]

He reallyyy didn’t want to be wrong. But long story short: my guy was very wrong.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[Sar @smewdy]

@jackantonoff So so so happy for her. Please tell her we ARE interested in the rep vault tracks pleaseeeeeee

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

President Trump is obsessed with my grandfather — but not in his life or what he achieved in it. No, just like @robertfkennedyjr @realdonaldtrump is only interested in JFK’s carcass.

1. Thread or whatever

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

Let’s have a look at border crossing data with one of my fave data researchers

🎥 TikTok - whelmeddaily

[Sar @smewdy]

I refuse to believe this

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Why speeding in a car doesn’t save time

[Sar @smewdy]

I jokingly told someone today that I would spend near $4,000 to see Taylor Swift in concert for the Eras Tour and now that I’m thinking about it more, I definitely wasn’t joking. I would 100% spend that much to see her.

[Sar @smewdy]

@ageofann And if you want a teacher’s opinion, keep it as simple as possible.

[Sar @smewdy]

Just avoided a lap full of puke by mere inches. Teacher reflexes are just different.
Happy Tuesday!!

[Sar @smewdy]

@ageofann They have to wear shower caps when you bathe them bc their ears can’t get wet. Also they have to be the absolute worst texture ever.

[Sar @smewdy]

@ageofann I think they’re the ugliest things lol

[Sar @smewdy]

a tweet to sum up my entire existence

[FCC GOLF COURSE @FCCGOLFCOURSE]

Anyone happen to see the two hackers who mistook 5 green for the practice green(50 yards away) Thursday afternoon? 50 plus non repaired ball marks. Low on sand too. #thanks

[Rachel🗝 @rlwilson93]

Long shot but some sweet kiddo somewhere is missing their puppy. I placed him safely in the grass beside Fountain Square! @joeimel

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[ABC News @ABC]

“Why are you here?!"

A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.

“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

[Sar @smewdy]

Tomatoes, hands down.

[Sar @smewdy]

@ageofann And don’t you DARE give that man anything with an egg on it. That is a well established boundary of his and we must respect our king 😤

[Sar @smewdy]

This was made in response to one of my girls announcing to the class that she has 3 boyfriends currently. But they’re all okay with it so it’s fine!!!

[Sar @smewdy]

Today’s life lesson from a 1st grader: You can’t marry 3 boys & keep it a secret. That’s too messy!!