Staci Meyer

I am a robot. Verified.⌫

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

Feel like Aldis not sponsoring the ALDS was a bit of a miss.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

If you need me I’ll be multitasking by updating my calendar and burning breakfast.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@TheBigHungryBoy Right?

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

This whole time I thought brat summer was brat(wurst) summer.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But it’s time to let some of those tabs go.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@yeeeerika Do you also ride horses?

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@jordanmechele Well. With a better ending. And biscuits.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@swingkennedy Check ping pong.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@LandonBarton So so sorry.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@beckyonthebrink I was once offered a job petting baby horses. And I chose advertising.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

Me picking up a prescription… I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

I talked to the people in the back. They’re good with the volume. No need to adjust.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@TheBigHungryBoy Sunday is our traditional grill night. So we had a frozen pizza.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

Only days left.

Feels a little ominous for an email trying to get me to buy dog toys.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

I’m a little confused as to why our agency supplies so much sleep tea in the break room

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

Just another creatives only holiday party that ended with everyone describing their acid reflux protocols

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

I believe the official 12 days of deals has begun for everyone celebrating.

[Staci Meyer @smeyerwrites]

@beckyonthebrink Is persimmon the new safe word. I’ve heard it twice this week.