Shanna

#muscleactivationtechniques practitioner, LMT (TX), personal trainer, chef, private #rocketyoga teacher, runner, surfer + #txrg wanna be...likely traveling now!

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Just in: The Shamwow Guy Vince Shlomi has officially released his first campaign ad for his campaign against Republican Incumbent John Carter in the Texas 31st Congressional District

Carter is 84 years old

I thought @RealShamwowGuy's ad was fantastic

[Shanna @smfollan]

@MonsterJam so last year i needed separate tickets to meet n greet the trucks before monster jam, but this year I don't? #hotwheelsmonsterjamatx

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Counter service in 2023 Austin

[Shanna @smfollan]

@EvilMopacATX Could they collect me? I could really use a vacay 😫

[KXAN Weather @KXAN_Weather]

We did it! Austin only hit 99° today, wrapping a 45-day stretch of 100°+ temperatures.

[Shanna @smfollan]

@ABC Water is for looking, not drinking #veryitalian

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

"this will last for at least two more weeks"

[Shanna @smfollan]

https://t.co/MMxu5ts4Px

[Austin Parks & Rec @AustinCityParks]

In consideration of the ongoing excessive heat, from August 9 to September 30, we will not charge admission fees to City pools with the exception of Barton Springs. Press release: https://t.co/UPyfkP6LLH
- Find a pool: https://t.co/Zn8WjFSm4x

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Raise your hand if 105 degrees still sounds better to you than 35 degrees

[Shanna @smfollan]

When someone asks if you have time to meet up at the @ThinkeryATX this weekend, what they are REALLY asking is "do you have time to be sick next week?" #summerbreak #momlife #ATX #playdates #whynot

[ISS Above @ISSAboveYou]

Good morning people of Austin TX! This is the view of you this morning from the @Space_Station 260 miles up. This view was captured at 11:21am CDT with some scattered clouds towards the gulf coast side.
@NWSSanAntonio @austintexasgov
@cbsaustin @KVUE @KXAN_News @fox7austin
Jun 28, 2023

[Shanna @smfollan]

I returned a @tesla @turo yesterday and the host STILL hasn't removed me from their app access (or even responded to my request!) They haven't reviewed me yet, so its not like i can start honking the horn til they do it 😫

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

A Heat Advisory will be in effect for Austin from this afternoon through September

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Y'all, it simply doesn't get more 2023 Austin than a Tesla towing a smoker down MoPac

[Shanna @smfollan]

@EvilMopacATX Works at atx native plants only retail store

[Shanna @smfollan]

When you pay them 3xs and they still charge you late fees = how @austintexasgov is run:
#atxlife

Austin Energy online utility payment glitch lasted 4 months https://t.co/r2efT8Icvk

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

The old Twitter management allowed the US Government to spy on users' activity and DMs illegally.

Yet, you see more people angry about paying $8 for Twitter Blue to @elonmusk, who exposed the corruption, than you see people angry about being illegally spied on.

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Facebook stock is now up 150% since Jim Cramer cried on National Television and gave up on the stock.

Inverse Cramer never fails.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The story of the shark, which, fitted with a GPS tracker, seemingly spent years drawing a picture … of itself

[read more: https://t.co/x55FZdEYEY]