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[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[ً @artfuIchaos]

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

[Brachor @gogogaga834224]

Gm everyone

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

[spini @f_oneputtana]

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

[Risebluesun ceo of Obi-Wan Kenobi @risebluesun]

I’ve got a better idea, how about you guys bring back Temuera Morrison and Ming-Na Wen instead.

[OmniWill | CEO of Thrawn/Kelleran Beq @omniwill02]

If you're a Star Wars fan but don't watch the animation shows you're missing some of the best star wars just saying.

[Shipwreck @shipwreckshow]

At this point..

[Natism @his4Everz]

If a dog can be put to sleep for hurting a child, so should a pedophile.

[𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊(5’9 btw) 🐈‍⬛ @bunnny_g1rl]

All pedos should die

[Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist]

Life in the USA.

[PEREZ @PEREZSAINTBILL]

You touch a kid, you sposed to die.

[mj. 𓄿 @cntariogothic]

no one could ever change my mind

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

one minute you're 12 and you kinda have a cold and you convince your parents to let you stay home sick and you play Madden for 10 hours and it's awesome...

the next minute, your son is 12...

and wakes up with a cold and you let him stay home and you know he's probably just gonna play Madden for 10 hours and you let him because...

well... there's only so many times in your life and days in your life when doing that is perfectly acceptable... and they don't happen often and one day they never happen again...

so what the hell... take a day, kid... be a little dude. finish a whole season with your squad. eat PB&J and chips... you got a free day feeling 50%... get better... relax...

real life can wait, my man.