DRAKE SAYS

*Parody Account*

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"Trick or treat!"

"No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.

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Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads.

"Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

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"All of these crutches and I still can't stand you."

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Drake buys a balloon from a street vendor. "Find her," he whispers, and lets it float away into the sky.