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@LFCLaurie The best full back we currently have at the club is Alberto Moreno with a Bad Boy Chiller Crew haircut. Spence will do

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@TomL1ttle_ Either way that’s very kind and I will stop hoping for Spurs to be relegated for my own entertainment

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@AnfieldSector @LFCSTC How quickly will we move? Seem to be interested in a lot but not doing much

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@SeanDOlfc We signed World Cup and UCL winner Karlheinz Reidle directly from the UCL winners in the last knockings of the fucking Roy Evans era

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@AhernHerbe8277 @DeathStrikeMIA @PolitlcsUK Just hit her with a decent volley on the turn like Zidane in the 2001 UCL final

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@thathurt @DeathStrikeMIA @PolitlcsUK Looks like she’s on Werthers Orginal

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@JohnGild88 @Madeittoofar @RafeKelley Yeah but there are many dogs that are even worse than pit bulls in the wrong hands. Cane Corso, Presa Canario, XL Bully, Boerboel. Same propensity to aggression, way more power and bite force

Then you have the Gull Dong and Bully Kutta. Another level again. Safer with a hippo

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@AhernHerbe8277 @DeathStrikeMIA @PolitlcsUK It’s an old woman and she had a pair of scissors

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@advocem @unusualnuggets It’s just a random expensive restaurant. That’s not high-end service, or setting. The Dorchester is practically double the price

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@Corballyred @AnfieldSector He’s another fraud from the Edwards cult with a selective memory. Steer well clear

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@LagboatUK1 It’s definitely a Dude Bellingham found out she/they can’t use the women’s bogs anymore

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@DeathStrikeMIA @PolitlcsUK Sorry, don’t mean to sound insensitive. But as man how are you letting Doris stab you? A decent fart would knock her over

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@LFC476 @SeanDOlfc He’s gay so Newcastle’s owners will be desperate to get rid

[Richard H. @dustyburners]

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

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@SeanDOlfc Where have we put Victor Munoz?

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@Biggies_MaIIs If Jeremy Vine continues batting for him like this he might end up accidentally getting Joey Barton’s conviction overturned

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@ITKSpace Chances of it being Liverpool there Kevin Spacey?

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@sk8erhardy @ITKSpace What’s he under investigation for?

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@Conzo1234567890 @emmajack176 @dr_besty @RobertRamspcxi If she was smart she should’ve tried to make a few 50k withdrawals and run. Obviously was a glitch, anything automated nowadays tends to be instant so it will slip through the net. Could probably have got about 200k and they’d never have got it back