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Oh I do like to live beside the seaside, beside the sea. #NUFC Eddie Howe's Black and White Army!

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@marycatedelvey Looks like @CouRageJD

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Remarkable coincidence, as #NUFC launch some retro gear I finally got round to mounting some of my old shirts on my son's wall, including Kevin Scott's Greenalls kit from the early 90s

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@BasilTheGreat He's spot on there

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Thiaw looks to be the bargain buy of the Summer window. What a player! #NUFC

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Someone needs to check Harvey Barnes' @paddypower account. Criminal missing a sitter like that!

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Why is Microsoft so fucking shit? My son's account was hacked and every time I submit a request to reset it their AI robots just say "sorry, you've not provided enough details". I gave you his old password, which of course has been altered now. Twats

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@YTFC my son attended your talent ID centre earlier in the year when it ran on Sunday. One week the parking thing didn't register my car, so I got a ticket, which the kind lady in the kiosk said she'd sort out. I just got a "final demand" many months later. What can I do?

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@YTCST08 my son attended your talent ID centre earlier in the year when it ran on Sunday. One week the parking thing didn't register my car, so I got a ticket, which the kind lady in the kiosk said she'd sort out. I just got a "final demand" many months later. What can I do?

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@Kevinmutch @theterras lol, yeah yeah. Amazing win

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@theterras What the cunting fuck was that?

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@Dominos_UK Manchester United's season

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@HeritageKat @bourne_beth2345 @Costco @Riley_Gaines_ @icons_women @WomenAreReals @TPUSA Get a nice clear look at him in this video right from the start https://t.co/kDRwlJ52hz

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@HazelAppleyard_ It's a gentle reminder you need to have some idea of where you're going and not to blindly rely on technology to get you there

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Thinking of you @SavMondo at this difficult time 😂😂

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Christian Horner is to exit Red Bull Racing with immediate effect

#F1

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@SavMondo @GeorgeRussell63 Aww, bless 😂

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Love how @HMRCgovuk say one of the benefits of filling in Self Assessment early is: can get your money sooner if we owe you a refund.

Really? I've been waiting almost a year now for the refund you owe me. Pretty swift to take it when I owe you though aren't ya? Wankers

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4th pic looks like @NICKMERCS @CouRageJD and @timthetatman have already got their icon skins in the game

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CLOSE LOOK AT GTA 6 GRAPHICS WTF 😭

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Devon Air Ambulance is a long way from home this morning, landed in the playing field behind my house in Weymouth. Those dog walkers scattered when they realised it was coming in to land 😂😂

@Dorsetecho

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So apparently under @Labour we were going to be better off. My energy bill is up almost 600 quid a year, and now my water bill just dropped, the thieving cunts at @wessexwater have upped it from 632 to 1001 quid.

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I know you're still a fan Howe, but you could at least try and make it look like you want us to beat Bournemouth