jade kenney

Storms make trees take deeper roots. PIZZA 🍕 Jesus 🙏🏼 & love ☀️

[HIMYM @OfficialHIMYM]

Be like Ted and stay at home!

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

You know you’re a bored eater when after day 3 of quarantine, your dog stares at you while you snack.. not because he wants some, but because he’s judging you.

[Arvin Ahmadi @arvinahmadi]

If you’re not social distancing, then you’re like that one annoying kid in 2nd grade who didn’t line up quietly and now the whole class doesn’t get a pizza party

Don’t be that kid

We need this pizza party

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

@AbbyHarberts 😂😂😂

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

"It's for the mushroom to belong"

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

"It's for the mushroom to belong"

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

Me: Grandpa I lost 12 pounds!!
Grandpa: well, ya needed it didn't ya?
Me: 😏😏😏

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

💕👰🏻I don't care what anyone says. My best friend is thee most beautiful bride ever. #beckbrunkwedding2017

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

*getting a pedicure*
Nail lady: Do you wan your calluses or no?
Me: Are you kidding me?? I worked hard to put those there!
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

*Lands in the U.S.*
"Who else is excited to flush their toilet paper?!"
#thirdworldprobs

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

@AbbyHarberts Hahahaha me.

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

@AbbyHarberts Deal.

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

@AbbyHarberts https://t.co/vpMKyu1r2K

[Tauni @TauniMara]

I don't know how I'm going to be able to stand up next to Abbey on her wedding day and not ball my eyes out.

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

Still mad at Rose for not scooting over 3 inches to save Jack's life..

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

@marandajolson Love you ❤️ forgiven

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

Kinda upset at @marandajolson for not letting me have a bite of her cheeseburger in my dream...

[jade kenney @smilebug29]

I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight, but that was two hours ago. I was younger then and full of hope.