My neighbour’s son saw me swimming from his patio & asked if he could join. I assume he didn’t see I was naked, but I said okay. I quickly threw on some shorts. But I was shocked when he walked over & stripped naked
“Why’d you put shorts on? Take ‘em off”
My date said he was hungry, so I started walking to the kitchen. But then he stopped me
“No no, I’m hungry for milk”
I took the hint and took off my shirt.