Susie Carmicheal

I'm just a natural girl trying to have a nice water hair flip pic in a bathtub ✊| #Sorry4TheHair | @sorry4theblog

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

@DailyLoud Play stupid games win stupid prizes

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I literally don’t understand twitter, what super villain bought it so I can complain lol - how I refresh and the newest tweet is 22hr old ?

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

God if I leave this earth sooner rather than later… send me back as one of lil baby’s lil baby 🙏🏾

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

This scream racism in some fashion

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I hate the citizens bank gives me financial snapshots look at the dumb messages I get…

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

Looks like you just received a pretty large deposit… large by whose standards? Because I literally just received my paycheck and with the government taking what they think they are owed and doing other ppl’s jobs, it’s not large at all.

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I really just lay in bed till I’m late then want to rush like I didn’t have ample time to prepare

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I started top boy this weekend, the amount of times I wanted to say allow it fam at work today is crazy

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

Bro what order do these tweets come in. Why are things from 16hrs ago the first thing on my TL

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

My nephew started singing The Bruno song in Spanish… bruh I didn’t know if I should be proud at his bilingual abilities or if I should slap him to release him from the choke hold 😂😂

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I need to stop sleeping with things on my bed. I almost put my work laptop in the washer.

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

My sock draw has one of every sock I own in it. There are no pairs at all. The dryer industry needs to figure something out quick and fast!

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I hate when I forget to click the anonymous button when I donate

[Keyla Marie @KeylaMarie]

AM workout got me deadddd

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I have been saying it for a minute… now I did it! What a time!

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

@sza don’t fucking miss

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I can’t wait till @temsbaby gets to show off for #tinydesknpr

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

There should be a special place in hell for people who do not clean up the dogs shit in pubic places…. How fucking rude

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

Has anyone mastered how you fold a fitted sheet?

[Susie Carmicheal @smileprecious]

I’m so proud of myself I washed conditioned and styled my hair in less than one hour… I mean I just put my hair in two braids but that progress to how I used to do my hair and it taking days