sandy

what am i doing here

[sandy @smilesbucky]

thread of threads 👉😎👉

[sandy @smilesbucky]

@ppaladito Not I :(

[sandy @smilesbucky]

Finally caved and bought pit tickets for 5sos just to feel something after that horrific TOP sale

[sandy @smilesbucky]

@moonsonglive This is fucking insane like how was I 256,000 in the queue

[sandy @smilesbucky]

HOWWWWWW ARE THERE ALMOST 260,000 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME IN THIS SALE FOR TOP

[sandy @smilesbucky]

@Mikey__Mc__1919 Ugh it sucks I wish Columbus residents had a special presale :( literally within walking distance from the stadium

[sandy @smilesbucky]

No bc how the FAWK were there 52,000 people in front of me for twenty one pilots presale. How many of yall even live near cbus??? I’m so upset I don’t have tickets

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

wood: one immovable object (excellent production) vs one unstoppable force (atrocious lyrics)

[ella ꣑ৎ @nyracents]

the thing about this album is like the songs are cute and i’ll get into it for a little bit and then she says Something

[sandy @smilesbucky]

can’t get over the cheugy tiktok lyrics. not a single memorable song. i am so upset i love taylor but idk man just not her best album

[sandy @smilesbucky]

a great day to be from new england

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Final electoral map for the 2024 U.S. Election. (via AP)

[sandy @smilesbucky]

@buggirl percale sheets!! they never ever pill, cooling, and get softer as you wash. also a weighted blanket

[molly ⸆⸉ 💌 @rwylmolly]

are they second hand embarrassed that i can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit’s dead

[sandy @smilesbucky]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| TAYLOR SWIFT EXTINGUISHING THE FIRE THAT BROKE OUT AT HER HOUSE WITH GRACIE ABRAMS!

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

she combined folklore and evermore into one set

[𝒦𝓎𝓇𝒶 (𝓣𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓸𝓻’𝓼 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷) @Fokelore13]

Me finding out Tolerate it was cut

[sandy @smilesbucky]

what if i ended it all rn

[sandy @smilesbucky]

this is insane i love it

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

“In Summation” - A poem by @taylorswift13

At this hearing
I stand before my fellow members
of the Tortured Poets Department
With a summary of my findings
A debrief, a detailed rewinding
For the purpose of warning
For the sake of reminding
As you might all unfortunately recall
I had been struck with a case
of a restricted humanity
Which explains my plea here today
of temporary insanity
You see, the pendulum swings
Oh, the chaos it brings
Leads the caged beast to do
the most curious things

Lovers spend years denying what’s ill fated
Resentment rotting away
galaxies we created
Stars placed and glued
meticulously by hand
next to the ceiling fan
Tried wishing on comets.
Tried dimming the shine.
Tried to orbit his planet.
Some stars never align.

And in one conversation, I tore down the whole sky
Spring sprung forth with dazzling freedom hues
Then a crash from the skylight
Bursting through
Something old, someone hallowed,
who told me he could be brand new
And so I was out of the oven
And into the microwave
Out of the slammer and into a tidal wave
How gallant to save the empress
from her gilded tower
Swinging a sword he could barely lift
But loneliness struck at that fateful hour
Low hanging fruit on his wine stained lips
He never even scratched the surface
of me.
None of them did.

“In summation, it was not a love affair!”
I screamed while bringing my fists
to my coffee ringed desk
It was a mutual manic phase.
It was self harm.
It was house and then cardiac arrest.
A smirk creeps onto this poet’s face
Because it’s the worst men that I write best.

And so I enter into evidence
My tarnished coat of arms
My muses, acquired like bruises
My talismans and charms
The tick, tick, tick of love bombs
My veins of pitch black ink
All’s fair in love and poetry

Sincerely,
The Chairman
of The Tortured Poets Department

[sandy @smilesbucky]

obsessed with them

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

I am honestly never NOT thinking about Taylor singing Champagne Problems in her Red TV wedding dress a month before she wrote You're Losing Me