sara

i have two dogs and a cat

[sara @smileuhwhile]

EVERY THEME PARK: hi are u in line? No? Ok. Hi are u in line? No? Ok. now please stop standing blocking lines, i have to pee / get a snack / not start crying here

[sara @smileuhwhile]

oh god there’s characters. Universal Studios: want a picture, but minimal interaction? find your Shreks and Queen Poppys. Ten points to your house if you get Puss In Boots or Glitter. BUT AVOID THE DONKEY

[sara @smileuhwhile]

i’m gonna make my Twitter an “i have anxiety and I am a geriatric millennial” page solely for theme parks, welcome

[Miguel @FormulaMiguel]

WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook eliminated.

Only Twitter made it to the second game.

[sara @smileuhwhile]

This is one of my dogs and she is wearing a hat.

[sara @smileuhwhile]

@princessbilbo Never get punched in the stomach again please :(

[Jeggie @Supah_Jak]

@UniStudios no offense to @jimmyfallon but y’all need to update the tram host, let’s bring in @TiffanyHaddish #HaveaTramtasticDay

[sara @smileuhwhile]

@princessbilbo I still wanna watch this 😭✨

[Kayla Erin @itsKaylaErin]

Dude if there was a pokemon farm game like stardew valley you would never see me again

[sara @smileuhwhile]

@princessbilbo I like to tell people random ages and see what I get. Sometimes I’m thrilled and sometimes I’m mortified and go home and lay down slathered in serums and cry

[sara @smileuhwhile]

@greendalethree @princessbilbo I am so guilty of doing that now and forever

[Adam Steltzner @steltzner]

It looks like the internet has cracked the code in something like 6 hours! Oh internet is there anything you can’t do? For those who just want to know: #Mars2020 #CountdownToMars

[elyse. @princessbilbo]

Ok. Ashli is a terrorist.

Said her name and what she is 👍

[sara @smileuhwhile]

I don’t understand Tyra Banks as a #DWTS host

[sara @smileuhwhile]

my dogs are sleeping