@RobSchneider Hospital as under staffed.
While McDonald workers want 15 bucks an hour!
So because young people don't work. Doctors have to work at McDonald's!
@neiltyson I think I figured out how the death star destroys planets. The beam stops the inner core from spinning. And that is what cause the planet to be completely destroyed.
@DollyParton Ms. Dolly good day.
I heard a lady singing toe beans to her cat.(Jolene remix)
Do you like cats? If so, I would really like to hear you sing Toe beans in your legendary voice.
@nbcsnl I have a joke for the weekend update.
After threatening to annex Canada. And buy Greenland plus the Panama canal.
Trump said he was going to buy the Berlin wall. And have it transported brick by brick to the Mexican border.