Courtney Klare

~ stay groovy ~

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

When you find out you’re not the favorite child:

[FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE]

Michigan team bus heading to Lincoln Nebraska.

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

No Bearcat gear🤷‍♂️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Nothing like the All American Rejects surprising a sold out crowd at Fenway with a little mid-game concert 😎

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@maggiemarie_16 @_willcompton @ForTheDadsPod @CoachMattRhule @RaiolaDylan OH MY GOD - you did not lmao!

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

Shout out to the boring middle school computer lab that didn’t ban twitter yet so it was the only website I could go to during that class! #MyXAnniversary

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@maggiemarie_16 Thank god I was worried

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

hey @DOGE why is my tax money being wasted for this fat fuck to sit in the back of a car while it drives in circles?

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@maggiemarie_16 Time to find some garage sales and a VHS player

[JD Ross @justindross]

The most under-discussed story in the world is Chinese illegal fishing destroying worldwide ocean ecosystems one by one

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@jakepaul You won’t fight @terencecrawford

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

The 2x old men walking around the gym with canes is giving gangsta

[MAHA PAC🗽 @MAHA_PAC]

Dr. Casey Means: “I learned virtually nothing at Stanford Medical School about the tens of thousands of scientific papers that elucidate the root causes of why American health is plummeting.”

“I did not learn that for each additional serving of ultra-processed food we eat, early mortality increases by 18%.

This now makes up 67% of the foods our kids are eating. I took zero nutrition courses in medical school.

I didn’t learn that 82% of independently-funded studies show harm from processed food, while 93% of industry-sponsored studies reflect no harm.

I didn’t learn that 95% of the people who created the recent USDA food guidelines for America had significant conflicts of interest with the food industry.

I did not learn that one billion pounds of synthetic pesticides are being sprayed on our foods every single year. 99% of the farmland in the United States is sprayed with synthetic pesticides, many from China and Germany, and these invisible, tasteless chemicals are strongly linked to autism, ADHD, sex hormone disruption, thyroid disease, sperm dysfunction, Alzheimer’s, dementia, birth defects, cancer, obesity, liver dysfunction, female infertility and more.

I did not learn that the eight billion tons of plastic that have been produced just in the last 100 years … are being broken down into microplastics that are now filling our food, our water, and we are now even inhaling them in our air, and that very recent research … tells us that now about 0.5% of our brains by weight are plastic.

I didn’t learn that there are more than 80,000 toxins that have entered our food, water, air, and homes by industry, many of which are banned in Europe, and they are known to alter our gene expression, alter our microbiome composition and the lining of our gut, and disrupt our hormones.

I didn’t learn that heavy metals like aluminum and lead are present in our food, our baby formula, personal care products, our soil, and many of the mandated medications like vaccines, and that these metals are neurotoxic and inflammatory.

I didn’t learn that the average American walks a paltry 3,500 steps per day even though we know, based on science and top journals, that simply walking 7,000 steps a day slashes by 40-60% our risk of Alzheimer’s, dementia, type 2 diabetes, cancer, and obesity.

I certainly did not learn that medical error and medications are the third-leading cause of death in the US.

I didn’t learn that just five nights of sleep deprivation can induce full-blown pre-diabetes. I learned nothing about sleep, and we’re getting about 20% less sleep on average than we were 100 years ago.

I didn’t learn that American children are getting less time outdoors now than a maximum security prisoner, and on average, adults spend 93% of their time indoors, even though we know from the science that separation from sunlight destroys our circadian biology, and circadian biology dictated our cellular biology.

I didn’t learn that professional organizations that we get out practice guidelines from, like the American Diabetes Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics, have taken tens of millions of dollars from Coke, Cadbury, processed food companies and vaccine manufacturers like Moderna.

I didn’t learn that if you address these root causes that all lead to metabolic dysfunction and help patients change their food and lifestyle patterns … we could reverse the chronic disease crisis in America, save millions of lives and trillions of dollars in healthcare costs per year.

This is a spiritual crisis. We are choosing death over life, we are choosing darkness over light.

We need a return to courage. We need a return to common sense and intuition. We need a return to awe for the sheer miraculousness of our lives.

We need all hands on deck.”

Source: Sen. Ron Johnson’s Roundtable on “American Health and Nutrition: A Second Opinion”

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@elonmusk Because men are stupid lol

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@Panthers

Can’t wait to celebrate our wedding Carolina style!! 🥂

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

@maggiemarie_16 @DylNasty Put ‘em to work!!

[Courtney Klare @Smileyklare97]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary