SMILEY VYRUS

DRAG DJ, HOST AND PERFORMER

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

cant believe lady gaga is headlining the medieval manchester festival 😍

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

this techno leg stomp rasputin dance needs to stop shemediately also drake can suck this pussy

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

why tf is doja cat waking up the arndale when am in malta plz

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

@charli_xcx pinky = up

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

@charli_xcx nipples = out

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

i know we anti eurovision but that winning song is tea affffffffff

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

loooove zara larrson in journey to the centre of the earth

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

i never wanna hear midnight sun ever again

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

i think i’ve finally cracked the eighteen year old lesbian fan club market HUGE if true

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

me and @_naomilea on the mic at five am in onbar

[franiola @granolaparabola]

TONIGHT WE DANCE.
TONIGHT WE PRACTICE CANNIBALISM.
TONIGHT WE ARE DOING DRUGS.
TONIGHT WE GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA.
TONIGHT WE FEEL SOMETHING FOR REAL.

[liz @dontcaIImyname]

I do think listening to Wor$t Girl in America with headphones is actually going to permanently damage my hearing but I also think this is the last thing I’d want to hear before I go out

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

the justice teas on worst girl in america my pussy is gaping

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

bebe rexha the diva you are

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

one of my biggest fears is walking home after a long day of work, grabbing a bottle of light mayo on the way home to make a tuna mayo jacket potato, then getting hit by a car and being left dead in the road covered in light mayo

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

i really do relate to squidward these days

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Zahirah Zapanta looks glamorous in her "RuPaul's Fringe Fest" look for RuPaul's Drag Race UK vs. the World.

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

wuthering heights review

bored
horny
bored
very horny
SO SAD I WANT TO DIE
i do still have a boner tho

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

jesus fucking christ this country is cooked

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

BREAKING 🚨 | Reform announce plans to legalise discrimination.

Plans include scrapping the Equality Act, which would legalise discrimination against a worker if they were a woman, disabled, black, pregnant or gay.

From ripping up equality protections, to backing fire-and-rehire, to opposing a ban on zero-hours contracts, Reform UK have made it clear whose side they’re on – and it’s not working people.

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

fuck u kate butch

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

dno who needs to hear this but lucinda is not being bullied

[SMILEY VYRUS @smileyxvyrus]

charli xcx stop makin music that makes me wanna do drugs