feeling bantorious

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

Shopping rn would heal me

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

Oh wow forgot about this

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

she not a girl, its miss toler

[lanaa @lanaaxzx]

a vida não deveria ser tão difícil para uma garota com peitos perfeitos e uma mente brilhante

[³ ⁸⁴ vera ¹³ @berrybadinka]

they're fighting over who gets to be bottom of the league this season

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

Obv this is a joke and ik what they mean but this is crazy erasure of some truly heinous songs pre trav

[zip loves carla’s song @tbslnley]

i am really amazed by her ability to make her only bad songs about the person she literally married

[el ☽｡⋆ @serotoninlor]

so taylor was in the room minding her own business when suddenly she hears travis playing the fully formed chorus of cleveland on the piano. lyrics too

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

Attorney made the folders he needed me to review magenta on Sharepoint

[NADIA⛈️ @aboutrachel]

why does my delusionationship not want me

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

I feel fat and ugly and worthless oh I know what will fix that!! Mid sex and threadbare affection from a man who literally don’t gaf if I live or die

[audri🪕 @oddtreebanjo]

i want to hit him with my car

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

If this is fucking real ..... it's so over. Idk why but it is. This would be everything ... EVERYTHING ! My eyes are prickling with tears. Surely this can't be real? Something so incredible and pure simply couldn't happen in 2026 I'm afraid...

[ٰ🦌 @milfsharma]

Jonathan Bailey joins former Bridgerton co-star Simone Ashley in romantic comedy remake ‘How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days’ at Apple Studios.

It is expected to film this fall with a summer 2027 theatrical roll-out.

(Source: @Variety)

[dookie @babadoookie]

When a couple says they swingers you’re like oh ok yall some freaks when a couple says they’re ethically non monogamous you know one of them cries themselves to sleep every night

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

they're asking if anyone has a gift link to the lesbian bar meltdown story

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I hate when a meeting ends early and they say “I’ll give you 10 minutes back” oh thank you gracious one! oh great time master thank you thank you

[this is agapé trying @agapethamar]

do revenge was so camp and fun we really need more films like that…

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

Always sunny vibes

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Tired of being drunk all the time but what can you do. That’s life

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts

[feeling bantorious @smilingbaresxx]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

The implications of releasing a song called “Patient Zero” right when the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar gets rid of its mask mandate… right…