Benevolent Hag

World peace!
(alt of @CursedGoo)

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Always with the forms and the paperwork. What happened to empathy and understanding.

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

I’m getting gender carcanization surgery

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Do yall still tip the DoorDash delivery person if you kill and eat them?

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

That one time I got kicked out of the place I was living cause my lesbian roommate was afraid I was going to take her place as my gay best friend’s hag

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Do you think depressed forniphilists have a human chair that they throw piles of clothes on

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Can I get an egg roll with it

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Assigned missile at birth. The missile knows what gender it is because it knows what gender it isn’t.

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

@egobaebie I’m collecting ethnicities like infinity stones

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

I once dated a guy and we discussed his porn preferences and he felt ashamed/insecure that he jerked off to twinks and also was afraid that I’d think he viewed me as a type of twink and get dysphoric but I put his mind at ease by declaring that a twink is a type of woman

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Me neither

[the tickle monster @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

I have never seen a transgender woman with a fat ass

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Cauterizing my bleeding gums with sour patch kids

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

@chuncmoder Cloudy is so real

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I've moved on from "ragebait."

Now, I create "thinkbait." Tweets that make you reflect on the human condition.

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

This is because the weed smoking guy is a lazy bum with no ability to plan ahead, and the heroic hard drugs user has made it past the interviews and gave off good vibes because they have their shit together and they’re a successful person. God rewards hard workers, not stoners.

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

@GemCaracal This is my favorite gun and I’ve always wanted a wood stock for it and cerakote is the closest I could get

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

You can be nobility and have titles and still be poor. You’re still valid!

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

I’m a Los Angeles surged up beauty. I’m a philosopher queen. I’m a consultant. I use a bidet.

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

@Chacahut CHACA NO

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Yall get the ick from other kinds of racism but have no pause making constant Jew jokes as if it’s any different

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Happy 20th birthday to Discord! How old were you when you joined?

[Benevolent Hag @SmilingGoo]

Dude you’re sending me titslop. Straight breastcoal. You need to eat more if you want boobgem.