Sarah Miller

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Majority @HouseForeignGOP]

Chairman @RepBrianMast & @RepMikeLawler: Foreign Service Officers advance our national security and protect American interests abroad.

@RepMikeLawler’s Foreign Service Modernization Act is long overdue, and will provide the tools the diplomats needs to combat today’s challenges.

[Sarah Miller @smillsz]

@AmericanAir The bag that fits perfectly under the seat I was told was too big.

[Sarah Miller @smillsz]

@AmericanAir Furthermore I asked for the courtesy to ensure my bag gets on the plane and was told “get on the plane it will make it” without the ability to take my OWN bag down to be checked.

[Janos @isjanosnba]

is to much stress on me

[Janos @isjanosnba]

Hi @Lakers are you excite for watch baner go in roof? you guys are the fake team actors Lebrun son also injure guy Davis . You are finish in this nba . We are perform all over league again. You watch on the tv .. thank you is janos.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

Protestors in DC were caught chanting: “we don’t want no two state. We want 48.”

For these deceptively “peaceful” protesters, the problem to be solved is not the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
The problem is the existence of Israeli itself.

Turning the clock back to 1948 means wiping Israel off the map.

[Sarah Miller @smillsz]

@ChipotleTweets Your app keeps crashing and I can’t get my boorito!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

You think he’ll give hallway intvws?

[Sarah Miller @smillsz]

Do your job

[W.J. Hennigan @wjhenn]

JUST IN: Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller, Trump’s Pentagon chief for the next two months (maybe), released a message to the entire department that quotes the “incomparable football coach” Bill Belichick for some reason.

[Travis Eldridge @tgeldrid]

A female cashier at the grocery store here in New England asked me about Cam Newton’s performance yesterday.

She obviously didn’t like the #Patriots effort. She even jumped on Cam’s pregame outfits...

“It ain’t cute if you don’t win”

Welcome to New England, Cam.

[David M @DD_McC]

I’m staying on my parents’ phone plan until the day I die! From womb to tomb, beloved, and that’s on 5G! They’ll have to take legal action to kick me off that plan because I’m riding on it until the wheels fall off!

[Rep. Brian Mast @RepBrianMast]

Soleimani was a terrorist and the head of a designated terrorist organization. He was responsible for the deaths of American men and women. The United States would be justified to kill 100 Soleimanis for just one of our heroes that have been killed by him.

[David M @DD_McC]

Is World War III popping off or not? Because if so, I’m going shopping instead of paying my student loans. I’m trying to walk through the gates of Heaven looking casket sharp and stunt on y’all in the afterlife.

[Danielle Pletka 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 @dpletka]

For all those mindlessly mourning Soleimani, this is a man who was responsible for hundreds if not thousands of US deaths. We can debate the wisdom of his elimination, but not the justice.

[Elise Stefanik @EliseStefanik]

“Most revered” ?????

Soleimani is responsible for shedding blood of US soldiers and terrorizing the globe.

@washingtonpost headline is an absolute embarrassment and needs to be immediately retracted.

[Oversight Committee @GOPoversight]

‘Twas the night before #impeachment and all through the House,

Pelosi chased vulnerable Democrats, like a cat after a mouse.

[Elise Stefanik @EliseStefanik]

Apology accepted @matthewjdowd - @ABCPolitics should be ashamed of your comment. This is one of the reasons young women don’t run for office.

[Rep. Brian Mast @RepBrianMast]

My parents taught me it was rude to put your feet up on the table, but I’ve got a point to make...

I speak from experience when I say that the airline industry is coming up short when it comes to making air travel accessible to people with disabilities. Here are my thoughts:

[Sarah Miller @smillsz]

@TyLydic I have so many questions