Lana Del Rhode

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[Lana Del Rhode @sminterella]

Ok, muppet hororscopes aren't accurate so i fixed it:
Aquarius: Deadly
Pisces: Robin
Taurus: Big Mean Carl
Aries: Miss Piggy
Gemini: Statler & Waldorf
Cancer: Fozzie
Leo: Rizzo
Virgo: Kermit
Libra: Rowlf
Scorpio: Pepe
Sagittarius: Gonzo
Capricorn: Sam eagle

[✩ @wetfIowers]

honestly, sometimes I feel like the more you study astrology, the less you care about it. like I rly dgaf about a mercury retrograde

[Darren Shan @darrenshan]

Today I started work on reading through and editing the scripts for the BEC segment of the proposed Demonata TV series.

To find out more, click here:

https://t.co/ZhfFctBFns

@DreamologyP

[Nicky Ryan @NickyRyan_]

Gay Spar is now Pirate Spar

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Happy Valentine’s Day to all ma hoes.

[Steph the sarcastic sequin @StephSequin]

All hail King Billy.

Also I ADORE that this man is wearing literal pearls? The absolute confidence in his own masculinity is SO hot 😌☺️ #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

That didn’t take long.

[Heather🌙✨ @hgunnz23]

Watched the first ep of the new #queereye season - I liked it, but did anyone else catch that subtle comment JVN made during the home reveal? About the marble? That was such unnecessary shade toward bobby and/or production. Left a weird taste in my mouth.

[Josh Busker @JoshBusker]

A teaser poster for The Super Mario Bros. Movie just became the most ominous thing you can send to a CEO:

[andrew💫 @virgos_drewve]

Me liking all the Luigi Mangione thirst tweets

[💧🔥🩸 @yungmedusa]

both Mercury and Mars going retrograde means it time to zip it 🤐 lock it 🔐 and put it in your pocket.

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

For the 10th anniversary of #TheGameAwards, I knew we had to do something really special.

Today, it’s an honor to announce that Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets will join us LIVE on Thursday night.

Don’t miss the global livestream at https://t.co/u70K4kSdGZ

[Lana Del Rhode @sminterella]

Fallzilla #LateLateToyShow

[E|on 🤖 🚀 🥇 @sindelchan]

i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[Dog Guy™️ @doggtism]

Pesto the Penguin has started to fledge! This means his famous black fluff (baby feathers) is starting to fall out and be replaced by his adult feathers.

What it also means, is that we will be graced by images like this:

[Shelby DeGarmo @shelbyj_art]

unlicensed and unbothered

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Hang on @Google - charts aren’t out till Friday

[Ash - #1 Saint Denis hater @PossumzBoy]

you're so right actually ! no one could ever love a masculine woman !! here's your ideal type❤️